#hhotel

thinking about how stand up tragedy by the fratellis can be such a radioapple song

everyone's all about alastor jazz this alastor swing that alastor give me alastor an appreciator of bossa nova. alastor putting samba vinyls in his little radiola. i want alastor playing carmen miranda as a sountrack to his victims' screams

alastor made that deal with vaggie so she never asks him to 'deal with that frivolous television technology ever again' well season 2 big antagonist is vox confirmed and i am probably months late to this realisation but hey i came to it all on my own okay

alastor knowing his mum knitted/did crochet but only picking the crafts up after he met rosie in hell. big fucking headcanon

i do firmly believe that that's the way by led zeppelin can be a radioapple song if you look at the lyrics - change my mind

anyone paid attention to how charlie does the trademark Breathless Inhale TM while she's pitching the hotel to adam and lucifer also Breathless Inhales TM in between verses when he's singing the first part of hell's greatest dad as well, maybe because when he started the song he was 110% focused on impressing charlie but when alastor fucks with his song he doesn't do the Breathless Inhale TM anymore because suddenly the song isn't about something he's passionate about anymore (impressing charlie and being a Good Dad) but it's instead about oneupping the bloke with the fuckass bob trying to be stepdad to his daughter

i just need someone to do an amv/comic of Court of Heaven vs. Lucifer Morningstar in the style and depravity level of State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen