#hhb.incorrect

interviewer: so how would you describe your guys’ friendship?

byeol: we’re best friends

jaehyun: who kiss

byeol: great friends

jaehyun: we sleep together regularly

byeol: very close

jaehyun: oh, we’re close alright

byeol: why is your report card on the ceiling?

jisung: you told me raise my grades?

byeol: i did say that

byeol: the world is miserable and lifeless. why do we spend years on this planet just to work and die and get our heart broken-

byeol: never mind, yuta texted back

doyoung: i’m having a baby

byeol: oh congratul-

doyoung, slamming adoption papers on the table: it’s you. sign it

byeol: hi, i’m byeol and these are my dumbasses

nct dream: [waves]

byeol: i really like this person but i don’t know how to tell them?

taeyong: i don’t know, just ask them to the movies this weekend or something

byeol: do you want to go to the movies with me this weekend?

taeyong: no i meant ask them

byeol: i just did

taeyong: omg what did they say

byeol: i don’t know you tell me?

taeyong: huh