#heysmilingstrange

1.) when you have a container of neapolitan ice cream, which flavor do you leave for last? strawberry! it’s my favorite :P2.) would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm w/o umbrella or a snowstorm w/o boots? thunderstorm!! that always seems to happen to me anyway, I never seem to have my umbrella when I need it. I don’t mind!3.) where would you go if you had a time machine? I honestly don’t know. I feel like I would just scoot into the future when like, equality is more of a thing.4.) if you could choose any superpower, what would it be? I’d wanna be a witch and do magic and stuff. and also read really fast so I could just read all the books I’ve ever wanted to without sequestering myself in a cabin in the woods for the rest of my life.5.) tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a ’90s body-swap movie. who is it? how do they react to your life? what do you do when you’re “them”? would you choose to switch back? I WANNA BE NATALIE DORMER. she’d be so bored with my life BUT I’D GET TO BE A MEGA-TALENTED SMOKIN’ HOT ACTRESS BABE. I might switch back eventually. maybe.6.) any allergies? pollen. ragweed. down (feathers). raspberries. I am a nerd baby.7.) what would you be more embarrassed to buy: adult diapers or sex toys? diapers holy SHIT from a retail worker’s perspective like sex toys the clerk knows you’re gonna have a good time later but adult diapers NOOO then they spend the day wondering if you were POOPING WHEN YOU WERE CHECKING OUT WITH THEM8.) did you get enough sleep last night? not quite, but that’s okay! I’ll just sleep more tonight.9.) you’re the sole witness to a Mafia murder. witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. you have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. where do you go? IRELAND. YEAH. I’MA GO TO IRELAND. FRICK YEAH.10.) if you could star in a biopic about a famous person, who would it be? I don’t look like anyone! but if I could magically change my appearance, I’d wanna be Marilyn Monroe. hell yes.11.) biggest animal you’ve ever killed? already answered! it was a hermit crab one time because I was a dickish little child.12.) would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life? …. what if I had a million dollars and just built tunnels and covered walkways to wherever I needed to go13.) a wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. do you take it? no way. 14.) could you win the Hunger Games? LOLNOPE. unless there was some kind of tragic accident and all the other tributes died. NOPE.15.) what was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? how about as a teen/adult? I was “I Dream of Jeannie” one time and I felt like a badass. my costumes aren’t usually super amazing any more but I have lots of fun still. I’m working on a Hannibal cosplay for this Halloween that should be pretty good though :D16.) do you bite your nails? NO GERMS EW17.) what was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater? the Rugrats movie! something else might have been before it but I don’t remember.18.) do you prefer music with male or female vocalists? it varies! but I do gravitate toward ladies mostly.19.) you and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! there’s only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. what do you name your baby? uhhh. I’ve always liked Swansea (pronounced like swan-see-uh, bc I’ve heard it both ways). little bit of a weird name but I still like it.20.) if you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast? reboot ALL the movies!! with queer and poc actors!! but let’s be honest I would mostly like to fix the shitfest that was the Last Airbender.——-35.) how much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)? so much. it’s the dominant color in my wardrobe. 36.) do you have any tattoos? do you want any? I don’t have any yet but I want A LOT. I only have a few ideas but I want hella tattoos.37: if someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? it’s not dangerous or really big or anything. they’re just moving to a place that doesn’t allow pets. I’m not sure, honestly! I’d rather find another home for it. I’m not afraid of them but I don’t know anything about caring for them nor have I ever really wanted one, necessarily.38.) do you know how to pronounce the word “pinochle”? I think so?!?39.) can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching? probably.40.) are you better with numbers or words? WORDS. god I suck with numbers.41.) at the movies, do you stay for the credits? I always stay in case there’s anything after, since I got into Marvel movies.42: is morality universal or relative? uhhh. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say universal. I’m not 600% sure but. that’s what I’m going with.43.) let’s say you’re getting married to someone you absolutely adore. the only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met? hell YES what a story!44.) what’s the worst name you’ve ever been called? oh god. it was one of those super special compound ones. “cunt whore liar psycho crazy etc. etc. etc.”45.) would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?) EVERYONE ASKS THIS BC HANNIBAL. the only way I could would be if I did it unwittingly/by accident yo and then I might just be sick as soon as I found out