#heyooooooooooooo

       “ —— i’ll  never  forget it, y’know. one night i’m drinking with my girlfriend clementine and there’s a knock at the door. i answer, and it’s a delivery boy with  three  dozen  roses. of course, i look at the card and there it says    from your dear boyfriend, ernie.    well i turned to clementine and said  great! now for the next two weeks i’ll be flat on my back with my legs  wiiiiiiiide  open!!   and — that fucking bitch turns to me and goes —–