Reading the new chapter of Whale Weekly, and I’m WHEEZING
Imagine being one of those people in that church. You’re going about your day, want to get some praying done, and halfway through the sermon some white guy stumbles in, kicks the ash box, starts choking, stares at everyone there like he’s never seen a person before, says ‘Ha, Ishmael,’ with no god damn context, and then fucking leaves?
That poor vicar, how the hell do you get back on track after that?

















