hórreo brutalista

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from genatrius reading: They wanna pretend man is descended from ape and woman is descended from vinyl countertop /End ID]

sorry my posting sucks idk why anyone would even follow me without a gun to their head [remembers that i need to stop denying other people agency or interiority by grovelling and self-deprecating unprompted to soothe my irrational guilt for existing] choosing to follow me is Such an interesting use of your free will !

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

I've seen a triple plural with chips/crisps in Qazaq! You have the English plural chips, then Russian plural -ы as чипсы chipsy, then Qazaq plural -лар -lar, so you end up with чипсылар chipsılar.

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved