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the texas rangers. look i get it you wanna be chuck norris but like. have you considered Not. no matter how cool you thought that sounded in the seventies, you can’t compete with a team that is both in new york and also an original six hockey team.

the arizona cardinals. as much as i hate the st louis cardinals, they were there first. i know it’s confusing to change names when you change cities (lookin @you winnipeg jets which i will yell more about later and also @you cleveland browns that are definitely not affiliated with the baltimore orioles) but cardinals makes much less sense in arizona. i’m just saying.

the carolina panthers. i was GOING TO give you some credit because while florida panthers makes eons more sense, i assumed you existed first BUT TURNS OUT both panthers teams started in 1993???? so nope, carolina, you’re a disaster plz do better at naming all your sports teams.

the giants. both of you. it’s a terrible name. go away.

the winnipeg jets. see i like hockey better than football and despite having zero feelings of any sort toward the winnipeg jets as compared to my vague dislike for the new york giants, you have the SINGLE MOST CONFUSING FRANCHISE HISTORY OF PROBABLY ANY MAJOR SPORTS TEAM. you lost the right to this name when your first franchise moved to arizona to become the phoenix arizona coyotes, and then you had to help atlanta become the place that gives canada teams, because you didn’t get the atlanta flames who became the calgary flames, no you had to wait for a SECOND team to start and then fail in atlanta, but at least you changed the name from thrashers because you wouldn’t want to confuse people by keeping the same name in a different place- oh wait you went back to the winnipeg jets despite not technically being the same franchise at all and having none of the old records and i hate sports.

the sacramento kings. i was gonna say the LA kings win because hockey and because gretzky but turns out they’ve even been around long and also you apparently were the cincinnati royals during the sixties and seventies so it’s your fault cincinnati doesn’t have a basketball team and now i actually dislike you instead of just constantly forgetting you exist. nice going royals kings. (also, fuck the kings)

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