#hermithill

eefotron

eefo count multiplies

eefos get gifts

father at some point

eefo swarms a guy (ashwagg cos i believe)

twilight sparkle (heefo) appears

we eat twilight and they become eefo (with no eefo mark VERY IMPORTANT)

mother(RAE) does something? we say bye?

eefus is born, Greefo(2, aka Grianfo) dies

heefo is revealed to be heefo (and not eefo)

the first family divide happens

the family splits into 2 groups (eemfo and heefo go with mother while majorty stays with Etho)(eemfo wants a pony for christmas. very important)

the father group leaves to the market (Grianffo gets an axe & encourages murder)

the father group returns and begins to murder mother

mother survives and the divorce is cancelled

father gets sentimental and is discovered to be washed

someone appears and disses the eefo family, father defends the eefolings

docfo gets put in the naughty corner to think about his murder actions

father returns and asks what doc thought about (it was more murder)

we go to the cafe

- we ask the freaky ghost kid (abbadon) from that one hotel tv show to move seats so we can have the table

Not enough seats

“father what is a femboy/twink?” 

“papa is gay?” “who’s papa’s boyfriend?” ~Grianfo/Greefo 2

We found out Etho fucking CHEATeED with BDUBS (the ethubs timeline)

eemfo discovers their shapeshifting powers and turns into… *shudders* the bdubs creature. mother rejects eemfo/creature

they argue a bunch and then father asks for a divorce (he will take the children and the dog)

the family divide 2 - nobody goes with mother

father etho ate chicken (“hey, long nights do not = cheating”) 

mumfo reaches full power, becoming *the* mumfo

everyone realises that all mumbo grian and bdubs chote (plus doc)

father leaves the building to get air

Then there was Grian (Greefo 1 finished evolving first, then was greefo 2)

We found out Etho birthed us, not mamatho (from eggs btw)

They all run back to hermithill , Grianfo leading

The others find him, Grianfo having got lost & loosing Etho

father admits he never really loved mother

docfo’s mum is revealed to be doc

father plans to tell everyone who their mothers are

father apologises to mumbo

leefo gets jealous of the attention mumfo is getting (cause he was the most favorite)

father jumps off hermit hill

eemfo runs over to the bottom of the cliff and mourns (clarity meme type sh)

mumfo and father are dying at the bottom of the cliff

Grianfo jumps (dont ask why the birdbrain did.)

We all fucking jump

the beast

most people are dead except for eemfo and snowball (and leafo i think?)

eemfo uses their grief to unlock final form and continue their family legacy (ETHO)

Eemfo revives everyone

Grianfo awakens

father is forgiven

the family is homeless now, father lost the house in gambling

etho/eemfo loses their power due to spending it all on revival

Grianfo reverts back to Greefo(2) and goes back to Eefo form (with Eemfo)

father turns into cleo momentarily

It all ends happily ever after /silly

post canon

mumfo turns into ros from rats smp

Greefo(2) goes to Louis from Vampires SMP (his true nature) and reveals he was on an Energy Drink the whole time

Eemfo goes into his final form(Bdubs mint ice cream edition with lobotomy cone)<-REALLL LETSGOOO