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I'm sorry, I was trying to listen to you but I couldn't help but stare at your cleavage. 

The struggle to choose between Ice cream and Pizza is real right now.

The answer is always both.

People can die, yeah, but who cares? It’s fun. I’m having fun. I’m happy as hell. And I know what I’m doing. Most of the time. Sometimes I don’t. I’m okay right now, though.

You don't seem concerned at all that people die... Well, as long as you know what you're doing when you mix too many drugs! You're like my soul mate, can't lose you. 

Of course I’ve heard. I’ll stick to alcohol. Thanks, babe. 

Cocaine every single fucking day, Leo. Alcohol's fun too though! You just can't show up to school drunk, sadly.

I’m jealous. I did some homework, walked to the park, smoked a cigarette, went home, complained about Motherfucking Monday, and..that’s it.

Oh shit.. That's what I still have to do. Homework. Fuck. Thanks for the reminder.

I’m not into the whole cocaine thing, but I’ll join you for a drink.

Haven't you heard, Leo? Cocaine's dangerous, you're a good boy. Yay! Sit down! I'll make you a drink! 

Uh, I don’t even know. I mixed some shit together and I feel so alive. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this alive. This is fucking awesome.

Holy shit, you know how many people die because of mixing shit? I mean, I'm pretty basic with cocaine. I hope you're not shooting up shit... You look like you're having fun though so I guess you're okay.

You’re doing all this shit today and I smoked one cigarette. Clearly, you have a better life than me. 

You wanna hear about my day? I had volleyball practice, did a line in the bathroom at volleyball practice, went home, took a nap, did another line off my science text book and then broke out the vodka. I should have thrown a smoke break in there...

That’s the spirit! You do you, girl!

Shit, Nolan. What are you on...and can I get some?

See, I sense judgement in your voice... Like I said, it's frowned upon.

Possibly. Everyone is just standing around and I want to do something exciting, but we have to wait till the chaperones are asleep. 

What exactly do you mean by something exciting?

You can catch up when you’re at home in your room at 5 AM. C’mon. 

Got anything to make this night fun?

So am I, so who cares? That can definitely be a thing. Stripper Nolan is coming your way as soon as he can. I will! I’m okay with those kinds of shows. Those are usually the best and most intense shows.

I can't wait until Stripper Nolan becomes a thing. Oh good! Then you'll love this show because it's so intense. Like honestly, it's never not intense.