So @reelega asked me to do this for Bruce and Helena.
Who steals the whole fucking blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other without any? Helena starts it and then they fight over the blankets for a while before Bruce gives up.
Which one is always stubbing their toe and screaming about it? Bruce.
Who crashed a car and made the other pick them up at 3AM? Helena.
Which one is the lightweight that needs to be watched over at all costs? Helena. Bruce doesn’t really drink.
Which one likes to get up in the middle of the night and (loudly) make themselves a snack? Helena. Sometimes, she’d also wake him up to make her a snack.
Who is always suggesting they get another pet? Helena. She has a list of pet she wants to get.
Who drinks straight up black coffee and teases the other for their overly-flavored Starbucks? Bruce drinks black coffee. Helena likes sugary coffee.
Which one insists upon buying unheard-of health foods? Bruce.
Which one would run through a busy street just to pet a small dog? Helena.
Which one always mispronounces words and gets constantly corrected by the other for it? Bruce, when he tries speaking Italian. And Helena corrects him for the 100th time.