#hellthirst

Integra isn't mad. He can't even say that he's disappointed. OR SURPRISED. But a second ace of spades doesn't simply manifest out of nowhere (or maybe it does), and suddenly, Integra understands why he hasn't been able to win a single game against Alucard since age 12. Sir Hellsing throws his cards onto the table with a scoff, rattling teacups in their saucers. To think they even moved a proper table down here for this.

RIGGED CARDS IN THE DUNGEON. how quaint.