#hellparkarchive

CRAIG: Hey so remember like thirty seconds ago when I said I made a blog.

CRAIG: Since I don’t wanna wait, I’ve decided I’m gonna just use the questions people are sending me.

KYLE: That’s boring.

CRAIG: Who do you think I am, somebody exciting?

KYLE: Fair enough.

TOKEN: Okay sure, why not.

STAN: So how do we do this again…?

TOKEN: I’m pretty sure everybody touches a part of the planchette?

CRAIG: Dude speak in English, what the hell is a planchette.

TOKEN: It’s the only thing on the board, dude.

CRAIG: Oh.

TOKEN: Don’t cover the glass piece, we have to be able to see that part.

CLYDE: Why???

TOKEN: Dude do none of you know what a ouija board is?

CLYDE: No, I do, I just like asking questions.

CRAIG: Kenny do you mind not caressing my hand with your fucking thumb, please.

KENNY: Dude there’s not much space to hold.

CRAIG: There’s plenty of space to hold.

CLYDE: Guyssss my hands are big and my arms are short, I can’t reachhhhh!

STAN: Oh my God you guys are all so annoying.

TOKEN: Okay guys, okay.

TOKEN: We’re all holding on?

JIMMY: P-p-pretty sure!

TOKEN: Okay, Craig?

TOKEN: What should we ask first?

CRAIG: Uhhhh…

STAN: Dude you can’t fight a demon

CRAIG: I can try.

JIMMY: I don’t think threats are gonna w-work here, Cr-c…C-Craig.

CRAIG: They will if the spirits aren’t pussies.

TOKEN: Well, nothing’s moving yet, so…

CRAIG: Okay fine, fine, uhhh…

CRAIG: I mean a lot of these questions are all cliche.

STAN: Then why did you–

CRAIG: Because it’s my room I’m letting you guys haunt, so I get to choose what we ask.

STAN: Ugh

CLYDE: Dude that’s what you hear all the time in the movies, it’s gotta work.

CLYDE: Movies never lie.

JIMMY: You are s-s-so right, Clyde!

CLYDE: …

CRAIG: …

LITERALLY EVERYONE: …

TOKEN: It’s looking like movies might sometimes lie, Clyde.

CLYDE: Pssh, yeah okay bud.

CRAIG: Maybe this spirit’s just an asshole.

CRAIG: Hey spirit, if you don’t talk to us soon, you’re officially an asshole.

JIMMY: Wo-woah, it’s moving!

TOKEN: Who’s doing that? Stan?

STAN: No?

CLYDE: GUYS WHO’S DOING THIS I’M GONNA PEE MY PANTS.

KENNY: Please don’t dude, I’m sitting right next to you.

JIMMY: Wh-what’s it spelling?

CRAIG: H…e…………y.

TOKEN: Hey?

CRAIG: …

CRAIG: 

CRAIG: …Hey. 

TOKEN: Dude, why are you swinging your phone around so much.

CRAIG: I’m documenting.

TOKEN: Documenting… us playing a game…?

CRAIG: Yeah, I’m posting it on snapchat.

CRAIG: Also I made a blog and I’m taking pictures of everybody and putting it on there.

TOKEN: You made a blog?

TOKEN: Just now?

CRAIG: Yeah just now

CRAIG: When we get like, haunted or whatever, we’ll all get really famous and shit…

CRAIG: And then we can make our own TV show based on the hauntings and I can be the guy behind the camera and you can be the guy who’s never scared of anything.

CRAIG: Maybe, like, Stan can be the one who dies under mysterious circumstances or something… that’d be pretty awesome.

STAN: Hey.

CRAIG: Jimmy could be the funny guy.

JIMMY: I’d be d-d-down.

CRAIG: And… Kenny’d be…

CRAIG: I dunno, the guy who blocks the door when something chases after us or something.

CRAIG: Clyde can be the one who cries no matter what’s happening.

CRAIG: And Kyle can just be there I guess.

KYLE: Thanks.

CRAIG: Wouldn’t that be, like… super awesome…

TOKEN: You’re high.

CRAIG: We’re all high.

TOKEN: Yeah but you especially.

CRAIG: 

CRAIG: Yeah…

KYLE: Are we gonna do this, or…

TOKEN: Yeah, yeah.

TOKEN: What should we ask first?

[asks are open!]