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CRAIG: Hey so remember like thirty seconds ago when I said I made a blog.

CRAIG: Since I don’t wanna wait, I’ve decided I’m gonna just use the questions people are sending me.

KYLE: That’s boring.

CRAIG: Who do you think I am, somebody exciting?

KYLE: Fair enough.

TOKEN: Okay sure, why not.

STAN: So how do we do this again…?

TOKEN: I’m pretty sure everybody touches a part of the planchette?

CRAIG: Dude speak in English, what the hell is a planchette.

TOKEN: It’s the only thing on the board, dude.

CRAIG: Oh.

TOKEN: Don’t cover the glass piece, we have to be able to see that part.

CLYDE: Why???

TOKEN: Dude do none of you know what a ouija board is?

CLYDE: No, I do, I just like asking questions.

CRAIG: Kenny do you mind not caressing my hand with your fucking thumb, please.

KENNY: Dude there’s not much space to hold.

CRAIG: There’s plenty of space to hold.

CLYDE: Guyssss my hands are big and my arms are short, I can’t reachhhhh!

STAN: Oh my God you guys are all so annoying.

TOKEN: Okay guys, okay.

TOKEN: We’re all holding on?

JIMMY: P-p-pretty sure!

TOKEN: Okay, Craig?

TOKEN: What should we ask first?

CRAIG: Uhhhh…

STAN: Dude you can’t fight a demon

CRAIG: I can try.

JIMMY: I don’t think threats are gonna w-work here, Cr-c…C-Craig.

CRAIG: They will if the spirits aren’t pussies.

TOKEN: Well, nothing’s moving yet, so…

CRAIG: Okay fine, fine, uhhh…

CRAIG: I mean a lot of these questions are all cliche.

STAN: Then why did you–

CRAIG: Because it’s my room I’m letting you guys haunt, so I get to choose what we ask.

STAN: Ugh

CLYDE: Dude that’s what you hear all the time in the movies, it’s gotta work.

CLYDE: Movies never lie.

JIMMY: You are s-s-so right, Clyde!

CLYDE: …

CRAIG: …

LITERALLY EVERYONE: …

TOKEN: It’s looking like movies might sometimes lie, Clyde.

CLYDE: Pssh, yeah okay bud.

CRAIG: Maybe this spirit’s just an asshole.

CRAIG: Hey spirit, if you don’t talk to us soon, you’re officially an asshole.

JIMMY: Wo-woah, it’s moving!

TOKEN: Who’s doing that? Stan?

STAN: No?

CLYDE: GUYS WHO’S DOING THIS I’M GONNA PEE MY PANTS.

KENNY: Please don’t dude, I’m sitting right next to you.

JIMMY: Wh-what’s it spelling?

CRAIG: H…e…………y.

TOKEN: Hey?

CRAIG: …

CRAIG: 

CRAIG: …Hey.