in another universe myshane makes sure they have evidence of no wrong doing. like, shane had time to think about this, and his beautiful anxious mind came up with the plan, to have evidence if they are caught visiting each others hotel rooms.
so the first time myshane goes to ilyas hotel room, he brings cards with himself. (he usually brings them to every roadie to play with hayden, so its a perf "evidence" to use.) after they blow each other, they take selfies with cards scattered on a hotelroom table - just two straight bros hanging out together. the next time there are drinks on the table and two nintendo 3ds. the next time after ilya brings cards against humanity. and so on and so forth.
it sadly never got any use, bc hayden mf pike sent a video without proofwatching it first - his idiocy knows no bounds. that is why myilya starts to stir the shit, so he can share the pictures. he posts:
ask me nicely and ill show never before seen hollander pictures
so of course every one is like ??? first, but then the whole internet starts to beg. and then ilya answers the most unhinged ones
daddy feed us pls
yes my daughter
ilya, ill name my firstborn after you
name it after shane
let us see more cunty pics of shane, mr rozanov. these pics are so good
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am i tripping or these are all old af? im screaming crying throwing up they were friends
are still friends
and shane is just... enough is enough.
no need to ask me
ilyas answer:
no need to ask me
you went too far. lets stop this
