so theres this like museum dedicated to cabbage patch kids and i went there as a kid and just remembered it and I'm currently imagining some of my favorite makery characters + misc(Killian is misc) going to it and I kinda regret it but who cares. Anyway
Jason the toymaker would be sitting in front of the giant cabbage mother thing the whole time and or complaining about the production quality and cheering on the cabbage births (yes a giant cabbage births the cabbage patch kids in the cabbage patch kid lore)
Julius the dressmaker is probably making Killian lynch buy him some of the dolls with tiny doll clothes much to Killian's dismay
Sullivan Sweeney would be laying on the ground crying
Vine the dollmaker would be sitting next to Sullivan Sweeney and trying to comfort them while going through his own wallet to find enough money to buy one
The puppeteer would be being chased by the staff for trying to shoplift the dolls
The bloody painter would be sitting near Jason drawing the tree and making bad jokes about what color the dolls bleed
anyway I'm high lmao don't judge judy me
















