#hellbat x reader

There’s a character I love from the Energon trilogy (Specifically Victory which has such a cute Japanese intro called Cybertron Banzai) called Hellbat, he’s also in the IDW 2005 comics, but the comic!Hellbat is insane and evil and honestly scary.

Ive heard some people describe the cartoon Hellbat as “An autobot if he was a decepticon”. He’s like Starscream in which he does scheme and lie but is a very silly bot. He’s fiercely afraid of bugs, has an outlier ability (can’t remember what it was, but I think it was echolocation), and he’s part of the Decepticon team “Breastforce” (no, I did not write that wrong), where they can turn part of their breast armour into an animal (normally their signature animal so Hellbat’s is a bat) or a blaster.

The Transformers Wiki definitely describes what he’s like, but you just have to see how silly he is in the cartoon, there are small compilations of him and his silly antics.

I read about him since he seemed like an interesting character and he is!, reminds me a little of thrust from tf armada but cuter in a way.

Honestly as a cowformer I feel like he would have beef with 80% of the bots on the farm (think of it like swindle and starscream if you would) because he would try to monopolize your time and attention all the time if no cow will literally drag him by the finials on his helms or by his horns!

His milk production would be on the average side honestly nothing wow yk?, and that pushes him to be a little shit even more because if he can’t stand out by his tits then he will by others way, and one of them being in your line of site no matter what and trying to woo you to him to spend more time tending to him, would he weaponize your love for the cows and ask you to massage his udders because he feels them clogged and sore and apparently only your lips can help his milk flow. (You have read his scheme multiple times from how much he has done that)