Okay so I need to say this before I actually explode but:
So I just finished watching dogs in love 3 (okay actually I finished it 2 hours ago before this but shaddup) and I just fully ship Crap Gorps and Jolteon, especially after watching that animatic that's going around. It's not like a "I wanna have em smooch" sort of ship but more like "I want them to live in a stable house and support each other emotionally Despite not being in a relationship" sort of ship. A platonic ship. Just two friends that people don't know if they're dating or not and they're too afraid to ask but they are most definitely not and they're just really close because they have been in each other's lives for literal decades.
I am very much just screaming about this because my brain won't let me shut up about it but that doesn't change the fact that I love it and I think it's adorable and sweet and I wish them the best, especially when they do brunch with Jorge and Poochy because fuck it then getting bunch all together sounds fucking adorable.
