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Little extended clip from The Last Shout - featuring American singer P.P. Arnold
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On my own two feet
Had this urgency to find a reflexologist. I wish there could be a shop full of available reflexologists where you just went in and met with a row of reflexologists -one of whom would take you into a booth and give your feet a good drumming, preferably to the sound of bird song or a river
Here are some profound references that I feel back up the need for feet awareness
Stand on your own two F…T. I wouldn’t want to be in your S..S, Best F..T forward patter of tiny F..T and also this might not be my best blog ever …
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On nudity
Hands up who has actually looked in mirror naked with only a shopping bag to hide the credentials and found it nice? see blog 4 lie test . I often stand in front of the hall mirror (that’s where the long one is) arms outstretched to the halogen lights, saying ‘I love you Helen. Yes you really are perfect in every way from nook to cranny ‘. I say this loudly so even the posty might see me through the frosted glass and maybe catch some of my enthusiasm. ‘And spread the love’ I might call after him…If anyone still reading this thinks this is true – may I say it is not. But it proves the power of imagination comes to those who need it the most….and also, we make the best hypnotic subjects.
On self promotion
Today, I will be talking about all the famous people I’ve had, describing the moments of intimacy that were the most affecting … only joking - just wanted to get your attention.
Facebook has offered a guidelines –about content for business – which I thank them for –and now back to me, me, me and all the sex I had between aged 30 and 45. (Actually I’ve forgotten the deets... sorry, apart from once in my flat in Finsbury park – he’ll know who he is – he bought my flat). In truth I’m experimenting with social media –sometimes it’s a genuine photo, sometimes it’s a shout out for engagement of nice people’s whimsy, and other times it’s a sort of ‘soft’ encouraging reminder about my comedy novel ‘Losing It’ . Can this be done without seeming pushy shallow, self-centred or needy?
Please don’t answer meanly - or I’ll have to get JK Rowling to pen me a cutting put down. But, as a person who has always broken rules (not to show off – just by accident) I’m trying to defy the double standard of not really promoting while promoting – as ugly as that might be. Ideas? More importantly I am also wondering how to get myself to the SOAP AWARDS as it’s this Saturday and so far haven’t heard – my black jacket is red carpet ready…
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I’m not the kind of girl who wins. Ever. No self-pity there - just a fact. Although I did win a position badge once. And also the school election when I offered a compulsory Helter Skelter to my peers - which saw off the Liberal candidate. So imagine my incredulity when I heard I’d actually been nominated for an adult comedy literary award, for Losing It. THE BOLLINGER EVERYMAN WODEHOUSE PRIZE for comedic literature where the winner receives a pig .
Gone is the ‘it’s not the winning – it’s the taking someone apart’ mentality of the 80’s when I was plagiarised, heckled, mocked and laughed at in uneven measure
This time I can’t wait to meet the other two female ‘noms’ as well as the three gentlemen ‘noms’. I feel I know Caitlin Moran intimately already – sitting side by side having our hair washed the other week was a delightful intro - tricky to posture with slicked back hair (and I loved her book) and meeting Nina Stibbe will be another pleasure. Funny, literary women will not sneer - they will engage and delight. And the gents will also be of great interest – to me, funny literary people are my fantasy of what other peoples’ godparents might have been like in the war….Funny against all odds in the line of fire but with a full glass… .you can hear me showing off about it slightly, but not too much one hopes, on RTE Irish radio
