To the Free Xanxon Army and the Imperium/Novo Alliance.
Do not presume, even for a second, that you will win this war.
To Kathryn, spokeswoman. (Yeah, yes yes yes, that videyo you just received ist off your drone going down.)
Tell your commanders to surrender NOW. I no play games, woman. I know you can see the vehicles outside the palace, it is from youer offitz vindov-c, tiyihn khyn. Yornkelov, he must meet me outside of the building, twenty minutes from now, or we will begin executing hostages and firing on that location. Again, as you already know by nau, I yamnh Kommandant He Hyn, I will speak to him in dzea open, no? No, no guards, no tanks firing, just two of us, and maybr you, or your little friends. If you chose to pick them, 1rst notify me, on this channyel, and 2nd Sekaound, I vill be using my own lieutenants and my own friends. Do not play games with me, if I go down I will happily die for the glory of the Empire, knoving your army will die off.
You must also be familiar with that drone we just shot down, what in dzea hell did you think would happen? Broadcasting signal for a ll to hear?; Woman, you play stupid games and win even dumber prizes knowing you and your kind. Don't test me or my crew like that again, idiyot. What kind if fool tries that?
If your troopers do not stand down and surrender immediyatelly, within the timespace between now and dauwn, at 0600 Xanxon City local time, zone AB11,GDZ is AA, I repeat at siks'z'hyn ocklock our tayenmn, hyn? you must all be vafving vait flags off shrr surrender, surEST surrender. Iff not, I vill schoot and open fayar on you all. Your armies are losing! After all! Do you vantkant to make more vieo vidowes? No, so make it easiy on everybodiy, and jast give ap alryeadyiy.
And to you, Markovich.
I do *not* know who in dzea hell you *think* you are messing vit, accusing us of plotting terroristic sattack on Dokal?!, bat I ckan assure you that it is all lies, rumnours and ledjends. This tayp off deceit and mytologdjikal thinking leads you to novere bat dzea lyunattyik adsaylyum! Qvit it alryeady vit zea "Operatziyohn Dropbox" bullzhiht, bekaus'z ist jast dzat, bullshittery, I knouw ackuze you of crimes, now do aiyhn? S'dzyohn back off! And if you even TRY to assist our littel rebelliyouhn, I svear to you, I will PERSONALLY assure Dokal City is left nothing more than ruins. You ar e fucking with TME, dzea most powerful empayar vorld ever sea!
Hayl Xanxoni!
Azul Xanxoni!
Praiz Xanxoni!
Death to all of you Onperiyals and traitors to Xanxon Empire.
This is He Hyn, a-out.
