#heeeyyyy!!

*(/NF = not forced)

OMG THANK YOUUUUU!! (⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ o ᵒ̴̶̷̥́⸝⸝⸝)

It was actually nice!!! Had a very filling birthday! Basically I ate waaayy too much stuff..^ ̳ ̫ ̳^

I got some suprise stuff too! Like a silly little Freddy Fazbear poseable plushie, that makes noises…ooOOoOOoo..

Anyways before I rant to much THANKS ALOT!

I appreciate your caring heart!! And I shall accept those virtual hugs! (っ*´˘` )´˘`⊂)

(but also an AU! where you are a murderer and he doesn’t understand)

you telling him about all the criminal things you’ve done and him just laughing it off 

like, you’d tell him about that time you robbed a bank and how you almost got caught but you hid so it’s ok 

and r.o.p would just laugh and go “ahhh jinja jagiya...you’re so cute!! esp when you’re telling funny jokes” and then he’d smile like :) 

and you would wonder if you could murder someone right infront of him and if he would still see it as a joke 

so you decide to try it out 

you invite someone dude over and then murder him infront on r.o.p 

r.o.p would look at you with big eyes

(how he made his eyes larger was a mystery to you)

“oh, wow that’s a really good prank, jagiya” he would say

you would become frustrated

you had been trying to tell him FOR MONTHS 

AND HE STILL JUST WOULDN’T GET IT 

HE 

JUST 

WOULDN’T 

so you would yell at him 

“ARE YOU REALLY THIS STUPID HE IS DEAD- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? YOU DON’T SEEM TO UNDERSTaND THE CONCEPT OF “I’M A MURDERER AND I KILL PEOPLE FOR A LIVING”? THIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS DEAd. D. E. A. D.” 

r.o.p would stare at you with those big eyes again 

“jagiya” he would start saying

“STOP SAYING JAGIYA!! YOU’RE NOT KOREAN STOP IT’S REALLY CRINGEY” you would interupt 

r.o.p would take a step back 

“it’s really rude to interupt people when they’re talking” he would say and walk away 

you would once again be frustrated and mumble to yourself about different ways to convince him that you actually were a murderer 

but deep down you knew that he would never understand

r.o.p was too dumb to understand

r.o.ps’ a dumbass