#heedra

Last year I had a White Gilgamesh, before that I had the Battery Acid energy drink.

Today was courtesy of @heedra, the Error404 Flavored drink.

It is indeed as advertised, less than a sum of its parts. Neither the cucumber lime, nor the cranberry of present in this.

oh boy more exalted except this time people I am not in a campaign with and therefore have second-hand information on

The Candor That Draws the Horseman's Blade

this freak's @skarchomp 's abyssal. facts I know about him: -talks like Scout TF2 -not allowed to make friends -hasn't fucked since ghoulify-ing -kind of awful but everyone likes her in the end -becoming a better person after being told "girls don't like it when you kill people"

Candor is probably the most my type of these three in terms of fucking. I think that could work. at minimum it might get her to stop being so pent up and maybe fix some of the myriad issues he's working through

marriage on the other hand is.......... I think not a good idea

Tendaji Greenwich

@moonstar-mush 's sweet bureaucracy solar Tennie my friend Tennie. she killed a guy. her factsheet: -sounds british -the only one of any of us who wants to tackle exalted's crafting system, and xe makes sweet gifts for her friends -locked in the arduous struggle that is attempting to navigate a relationship with a lunar -has fucked possibly even multiple times during the Legion's Road campaign -did very much limit break and kill a guy -has a fucked up first age self

all that being said, Tennie is cute but I don't think I'm that interested in banging her. They're definitely not the worst choice for it, but I don't think I'm going for it

marriage on the other hand seems obvious out of this group. she can cook (crafting) and make thoughtful gifts (crafting) and cool weapons (crafting) and is just generally a nice person. as long as I know what xer limit trigger is, things should be smooth sailing! (this is a pun because they made an anchor for one of their friends)

I Bite the Feet of Kings

and finally @heedra 's ant spirit shape lunar Bite. she's very cool. here's the facts: -had leprosy before exalting, hence the fucked up eye which is also her tell -spent a whole year as an ant after exalting because she thought it was the best and didn't even realize she could turn back into a human -against most societal trappings like government and marriage, borderline anprim -had a hot first age self who was doing sexy activities with her solar mate's first age self. the reincarnations of both are decidedly not doing sexy things -carries around a gourd full of ants like gaara except instead of sand its ants (and also sand because the ants need something to live in) and Bite retreats into it if things get too annoying/emotional/etc -tsundere (which might make Tendaji deredere and Candor yandere comparatively lol)

I do love Bite a whole whole lot but she is against the concept of marriage and not particularly dtf. she's got a big scary ant-taur monster form that I could probably get down with but I have a feeling that it is not for sexual. so unfortunately Bite I must kill you. I promise I will take care of your ants

also as a bonus here's everyone as bugs also drawn by @moonstar-mush because the two lunars in the group both turn into bugs already

13: Jenny - Erin McKeown (that Mountain Goats cover lol)

for @heedra, who - and let it be known - is an extremely kind soul i love u lydia

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