Will you cut my hair, too?
❛ actually taichi cuts my hair. i suggest you go to him if you want someone to . . . fix all of that. ❜
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Will you cut my hair, too?
❛ actually taichi cuts my hair. i suggest you go to him if you want someone to . . . fix all of that. ❜

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Give me balls.
❛ i will only ball you when you’re useful. ❜
@heball
Looking through the glass, Kei knows that he envies the young Apatosaurus hatchlings on the other side. They’ll live their lives with no responsibilities, just lazing around and eating with others they can tolerate. No deadlines, no overbearing family, no lectures about how they should “be caring more for themselves and less about their work, come on Kei, Mom and I are worried about you, you hardly even call anymore and when I visit you on your little island everyone says you’re a recluse, Kei, please, just let us help-”.
...Perhaps he’s projecting a little, but still. He’s already trapped inside a bubble on this island, better to be a tourist attraction living a life of lazy luxury than being a scientist, working on creating things he never could have imagined- nor wanted to- when he was a little boy, dreaming of this Jurassic World.
While he had loved it at the beginning, loves portions of it still- the sauropods will always remain the most decent company he has on this island- the way that the owners are forcing the scientists to manipulate genes, the way that he watches the DNA twisted and mutated into things that should never exist, regardless of the time period. It horrifies part of him, entrances the other.
Pulling the too-white jacket closer around him- it’s always been too cold in the laboratory, Kei’s found- the blond walks away from the window he’d been observing towards another. Today’s the day, that’s what every scientist knows. Kei’s been a central part of Project Indominus- at least, when it came to the gene coding- and today’s the day that it all comes to fruition. Scientists from all over have been gazing into the window, waiting for the oversized egg to start chipping. Currently, the viewer is a man who would look more at home wrestling with dinosaurs than researching them, taller even than Tsukishima.
“ Fascinating, isn’t it? How an egg can stand still for hours on end and yet, people seem so intent on watching it. This could be a false emu egg, and they’d still watch it. ”
why are his senpais like this
ur a potato farmer and u yiff for pepe
this hate is so bad it isnt even worth my time lol bye try harder dev

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because dev ( @heball ) && i needed this on tumblr
[4:00:03 PM] SAVAGEMURA™: but [4:00:04 PM] SAVAGEMURA™: i need u [4:00:07 PM] SAVAGEMURA™: to set my balls [4:00:10 PM] SAVAGEMURA™: or spike them [4:00:41 PM] dec: dude were not even on the same team [4:00:58 PM] SAVAGEMURA™: ....we are when we're in the bedroom
with all the strength of a country school. mysterious as a super aces spike
“ don’t RUIN the song. ”
@heball
There was a time when teams were kind When their serves were decent And their wins always increasing There was a time when swans could fly And the world was a match And the match was exciting There was a time Then it all went wrong I dreamed a dream in time gone by When scores were high And minions nonexistent I dreamed that Shiratorizawa still could fly I dreamed that Ushijima would be void of this sinning Then I was young and still quite short And dreams were made and used and wasted There was no minions to be seen No bananas screamed No overalls to be dressed in
But the minions come at night With their voices obnoxious and yellow As they tear your hope apart As they turn your dream to shame He played six years under my tutelage He filled my practices with not shitty emotions He took our team to victory But then the minions went and took him And still I dream he'll break free That I will never have to see another yellow But there are dreams that cannot be And there are storms we cannot weather I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now minions have killed The dream I dreamed