#heatwaveposting

would you still love me if i were a muskrat

would you still love me if i was a falcon?

would you still love me if i was a syrup filled waffle topped with a dollop of strawberry and coconut icecream and spinkles with excessive amounts of chocolate sprinkles and a chocolate spoon in it too?

would you still love me if i was the warm day at the ocean where the waves were lightly batting against the shore and constantly washing up various pretty shells towards your paws?

would you still love me if i was an incomprehensible being existing only within your mind and soul?

would you!???? would you?..

Of course!!! Of course!!! Of course!!! Of course—though i'd be tempted to eat you!

Oh absolutely i would! And of course i would!