#headauror

Links Last Checked: February 28th, 2025

City of sins (ao3) - julestales Hermione/Harry, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron E, 12k

Summary: “We can never tell anyone...” she whispered as Harry pinned her against the cold window. “This belongs to us, only us...” he confirmed, tugging at her bathrobe belt.

Cold Like Fire (ao3) - QueenofThyme M, 11k

Summary: Head Auror Harry Potter had no problem with mandatory consent training for his team. He’d actually been looking forward to it, that is, until he discovered who the teacher was.

Glass Ceilling (ao3) - lun27 Hermione/Draco M, 25k

Summary: A series of terrorist attacks is shaking the wizarding world. When Hermione gets assigned to protect Malfoy of all people, she's bound to solve the case as quickly as possible on her own devices. After all, that's the only way she can get rid of Malfoy. That's all she wants, isn't it? Post War AU.

i'm excited!

4. last time i cried and why

umm i can't remember exactly, it was almost definitely within the last few days and almost definitely because i'm leAVING FOR COLLEGE SOON? NOPE, NOPITY NOPE

10. biggest turn on(s)

messy spiky hair / dude runs hand through said hair what

when ur holding hands and dude does the thumb rubbing ur hand thing

big happy genuine smiles

19. middle name

i mean technically i go by my middle name cuz mag comes from margaret which is my middle name

I'M SURPRISED IT'S TAKEN THIS LONG TBH

[cracks knuckles] okay let's DO THIS

who is the big spoon/little spoon

beth is the big spoon NO QUESTION. she loves holding alison in her arms and alison loves the way her head rests in the crook of beth's neck - it just feels like a puzzle piece falling into place. the only time alison is the big spoon is when beth has a rough shift at work and she can feel the tears fall from down her cheek. at those times she gives her a light kiss on the collarbone and then shifts up so she can wrap her arms aorund beth.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity

they love going out to the range together and have competitions on who has better accuracy. after two months of practice alison ALWAYS wins

(after the first 5 times that beth let her win she started to get tired of alison's gloating - i'm better than a COP, can you believe it? - so she decided to actually try. alison still won everytime after that)

it's also my headcanon that BETH is the one who got alison into couponing, so they like to spend a sunday morning cuddling in bed with warm coffee and 100s of sheets of newspaper advertisements spread across the bed (i will fight you on this don't test me)

who uses all the hot water in the morning

beth does but alison gets angry about it so beth starts showering at night so alison could have all the hot water she wants in the mornings

beth also suggests sharing the showers but alison protests that there's no point of going in there to get clean if they're just going to get dirty

(alison caves and jumps in anyway)

what they order from take out

beth is actually an amazing cook but when she's not cooking they like to have chinese food sometimes when alison is feeling "exotic"

what is the most trivial thing they fight over

whether or not beth should buy a motorcycle. the same argument has been happening for 5 years:

alison says it's too dangerous and that she can get her fill of danger out of police work. beth says she's a grown woman who can make her own decisions.

(beth still hasn't bought one.)

who does most of the cleaning

alison. hands down. but beth is a very tidy person so it's only by a little bit that alison cleans more, and that's mostly because she cleans when she's stressed and she stresses out A LOT.

when beth is gone for weeks for an undercover job the house looks like it could host the pope or the queen once alison is done with it.

what has a season pass in their DVR

the only show that they can agree on is grey's anatomy (beth cries more than alison does)

beth was also the one to get alison into dexter when it was still on tv

who controls the netflix queue

beth controls it so that alison doesn't fill the whole thing with rom coms.

she fills it with scary movies that alison hates so that she has an excuse to hold ali tight while they cuddle on the couch.

('if you just wanted to cuddle me you could have just asked, you know'

'yeah, but this is more fun')

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working

THEY CALL CAL TO COME FIX THEIR STUFF WHEN IT'S BROKEN

(actually, ali secretly calls cal from outside while beth is fiddling with pipes and tools inside and no doubt making it worse)

who steals the blankets

BETH my god ali has to literally RIP the blankets off of her but then beth ends up rolling over half on top of alison and she has to push so hard to get her off of her because beth is a dead weight when she's sleeping

who leaves their stuff around

B E T H oh boy alison gets so angry because beth is SO neat but the one thing she is messy about is her work papers. when she's working a case you can bet your life savings that their living room floor, coffee table, couch, EVERYWHERE will be covered in the paper work for the case. alison tried to neatly arrange them once but learned never to do that again because beth got mad that she couldn't find the one paper that she KNEW had been left sandwiched behind the couch cushion.

who remembers to buy the milk

alison because she remembers EVERYTHING and does all of the grocery shopping. 

(beth tries to sneak things like candy and chips on the grocery list but alison comes back empty-handed every time)

who remembers anniversaries

alison has colour-coded large 12-month calendar for every significant anniversary and keeps it on the fridge

soccer cop: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ 

sherlolly: (◡‿◡✿) they’re pretty cute ngl

captain swan: hAHAHahahAHHa (✖╭╮✖)