Apr 21, 2023
Normal interactions between myself and my family members #1
Me: *Emerges from my cave to retrieve a bottle of water," My Dad: *Horrified expression,* Me: "What, I don't want to shrivel up and die?" Dad: *Stares* Me: *Stares back* Dad: "You want some sardines?" Me: *I look at him, a horrified expression befalling my face,* Dad: *Unphased* Me: *Horrified* Dad: *Smirks amusedly* Me: "Why would I want that? Ever?" Dad: *Shrugs, a chuckle falling from his lips,* Me: *Still horrified* "Dad, I'm allergic to fish."
