I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE
my son
this is him
he is ONE (1) whole apple tall
He has MANY Skills, such as:
Catch treat
Scream
Choke on Treat
Scream More
Be Cute
and other things!
his hobbies are:
screaming until he sounds like he smokes 8 packs a day!
choosing to not go into the bathroom with his human, then screaming about it!
look cute for food!
harass baby cat!
making sure everything is according to his schedule!
he is 9 whole years days old! definitely not an old man!
he is good for:
trying to eat too many treats at once and choking!
screaming!
eating!
stealing your food!
causing problems!
emotional support!
demanding you take your pills and let him watch!
how does one teach a cat to stop screaming
he even has... a favorite toy!
pink slinky!
and, for the low low price of looking at this post, i have even added, just for you! him not screaming for once in his goddamn life kneading on his favorite blanket!
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