I know gay marriage wasn't actually legal at the time, but it occurs to me that the absolute funniest thing the Worst Witch (1998) could have done would have been to go through 3 full series and then have it turn out right at the very end that Constance and Imogen had been married to each other the whole fucking time. Like, one of Mildred's year being cheeky and asking Imogen questions or something and then Imogen just casually dropping that Constance is, in actual fact, her wife. You can't tell me that wouldn't have been absolutely hilarious.











