What are your guys like when they're drunk?
(CW: Alcohol and addiction mentions)
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So, the whole household avoids excessive drinking at home in respect of Midas who, didnāt necessarily have a problem with alcohol, but he did struggle with addiction and he tries to steer clear of alcohol. Wine occasionally has a glass of wine at dinner, but thatās pretty much it.
However, this doesnāt mean that they canāt let loose in other places, like parties, bars, private hang outs, etc.
So, on the off chance they do get hammered, this is what theyāre like (excluding Midas for obvious reasons)
Sans: A lot more chatty and loose. No more poker face for him, you can tell everything heās feeling and heāll also tell you what heās feeling pretty bluntly. Also puns galore, except⦠none of them make sense.
Papyrus: Rambunctious. Heās the kind of drunk that wants to do something so incredibly stupid, and usually gets away with it, being a tall, strong monster. Some things heās done: skinny dipping, dancing on tables, streaking, stripping⦠a lot of them include him getting naked. Heās always so ashamed of his actions if he remembers them. Itās why he rarely drinks.
Blue: Flirty and affectionate. Heās dropping horrible pick up line after horrible pick up line and leaning on everyone.
Bee: A very social drunk. Heās usually so anxious in public settings but get some alcohol in his system and heās quickly talking to everyone like itās no big deal. Heās very charming when drunk.
Red: A funny, giggly drunk. Man is cracking jokes left and right, coming up with the funniest shit that has everyone laughing their asses off. Heās laughing too. At what? He couldnāt tell ya.
Boss: A really honest drunk. If heās been hiding something from you, youāre likely to hear about it when heās drunk. He avoids getting drunk because of his big fat mouth he has.
Bear: Really avoids drinking because it fucks with his already unstable magic. But, on the rare occasion that he does get drunk, heās sleepy and clingy. Heās also always hungry. If heās not sleeping or cuddling heās searching for snacks. Heās really not talkative when heās drunk, he has such a hard time getting the words to come out. Heāll have to use some sloppy sign language to communicate, or just incoherent noises like whines, purrs, and growls.
Tilly: Heās an emotional drunk. Youāre either getting a rant from him or heās crying and mopey. Most of the time itās over nothing.
Vant: A clingy drunk. He gets whiny and all he wants to do is cuddle the person next to him. Doesnāt matter if he knows them or not. Or that he might be in public. He just wants to hold someone and dammit he is going to!
Pup: A loud, happy drunk. Heās cheering, laughing, and talking so much more than he usually does. Heāll even try stuff like karaoke or dancing which is just so unlike him.
Wine: Not much different from when heās sober, except he gets so sleepy. Heāll be drifting in and out of sleep, but heās still that smug bastard that he always is.
Coffee: An extremely flirty drunk. You are seeing an entirely different side of him when drunk. His usual kind and soft demeanor is replaced with very suggestive flirts and a lot of lopsided winking.
Mal: Heās really silly and giggly. Heāll laugh at anything⦠and also nothing. Nothing is funny to him too.














