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🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings
❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?
🍄 Hmmm...I don't know that many of my headcanons stay purely in my head before I write them into fics! Some of my favorite themes are Clint being deaf, dyslexic, and/or ADHD (usually all three), Bucky being a little sexually inexperienced for all that he seemed like a "ladies' man" in Steve's eyes, Clint being very wary of hard alcohol (for himself and others) because his dad was an angry drunk. Clint having anger management issues that he puts an incredible amount of energy into suppressing because he doesn't want to be like his brother and dad, so he comes across as really easy-going but when he loses his temper he LOSES it. Clint having a knack for languages. Bucky not really wanting to fight.
❄️ Hmmm...again, I think if I had a dream theme/plot for a fic I would write it. But, I would pay Real American Dollars for a continuation of any of TPR's fics, but ESPECIALLY the post-war medieval arranged marriage one that was going to end up with Clint/Bucky/Jason and the Clint/Jason regency-era arranged marriage one. What can I say, I'm a sucker for arranged/forced marriage, especially situations that look like they are going to be dire and then are in fact just a delight. And Clint being rescued from under the thumb of his abusive father is also my JAM. I am also very (not) patiently waiting for more of @kangofu-cb's absolutely DELIGHTFUL Halfway House series.
Stolen very gently from @shadowen
Rules: List the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there’s a pattern.
Three steps across the cell, three steps back. By Any Other Name, Marvel
Most people wouldn’t think of a cemetery as romantic, but in Clint’s opinion that all depended on who you were trying to romance. Crash the Cemetery Gates, Marvel/DC
Fred and George Weasley could appreciate a dramatic entrance, and the crash of thunder and flash of lightning which accompanied their new Defense professor’s first step into the Great Hall was possibly the most dramatic entrance they’d ever seen. Turn on the Light, HP
The last six months hadn’t precisely been difficult, Percy would say, if pressed. Last Restraint (Upon What Soil), HP
Clint was a fuckin’ moron, is what Clint was. Spin Your Thorns to Gold, Marvel/Emelan
The thing was, the thing was, Clint had loyalty stamped right down to his bones because it was the only thing he’d ever had to pay with. To Have (and to owe), Marvel/DC
The loud bump of music vibrated through the cracked, well worn leather of the bar seat. No Fairytale Bliss, Marvel/DC
Harry Potter was not a perfectly normal boy, thank you very much. Paper Souls, HP
The unwilling and incarcerated inhabitants of Azkaban were provided with one pair of uniform trousers, two striped tops, two sets of thick socks, and a blanket for the duration of their stay. The Moon is High, the Sea is Deep, HP
Fog. Sparkles of light darting through the purple blue streams of smoke that filled his mind. Cold. Gusts of wind blowing colors this way and that, without direction, without walls or edges or anything to break up the endless shifting of the mist. You Start Where I End (Your Life on My Tongue), HP
Love me a traumatized blorbo. Pattern identified! No pressure tags to anyone inspired and @there-must-be-a-lock @kangofu-cb @carcrash429 @noxnthea @savage-magpie
This reblog ruins the 69 mentions but oh well. Congrats to all of us.
Let’s go for…more? Lol
Gonna start putting together some prompt lists and bingo cards in the next two weeks so if you have ideas and requests please send them in before September 5!
Is it still whump if it has a good resolution?
Well, either way, here’s my take on Whumptober Day 1--Stabbed
(I’ll be tagging everything I do for this as “Whumptober” regardless of how whumpy it actually is, if anyone needs to blacklist)
“Thanks for the cover fire,” Red Hood growls at her, throwing himself against the wall next to Hawkeye. “Did I detect I missed shot?”
“Fuck. Off.” Kate gasps, her bow clattering next to her, digging her heel into the rooftop and gritting her teeth.
“Shit. You hit?” Red Hood finally looks at Kate, at the knife lodged between her ribs, at the ever-growing stain darkening the bright purple of her suit.
“A little.”
“Fuck.” He looks at her side, then back up at her. Probably. It’s hard to tell with the mask. “There’s no way that didn’t hit your lung.”
“No shit.” Kate forces herself to keep her hands flat against her sides, not gripping the knife, not pulling it out like every instinct is screaming she do.
“I can handle this,” Red Hood says. “But not here. I’d rather not have to watch our backs while making sure you don’t bleed out.”
“The fuck you can!” Breathing might be hard but damned if she won’t bitch with what breath she has. “What, do you sell organs on the black market? Are you--” she doesn’t have the blood to spare but can feel it drain from her face for reasons other than her stab wound. “Are you a doctor?” She peers in his mask. “Dr. Strange?” There’s no fucking way Strange fell into this universe, too, and no way they’ve been fighting together for three months and he hasn’t let her know about it, but the multiverse is a weird place and weirder things have happened.
Red Hood tilts his head at her. “Who?”
“Just—just checking,” she leans back against the wall. “Getting stabbed kind of hurts, you know?”
Red Hood sticks his head over the wall before ducking down again. “Don’t pull it out.”
“Yeah. Got it.”
“If you pull it out, you will die,” he says again.
“For fuck’s sake. I’ve been stabbed before.
He stares at her, or in her general direction. “Guess you learn something new every day.”
He launches himself onto the fire escape, and for a while the only sound is gunfire.

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Day 6 of the Oops! All Clints edition of the @ficwip all-ships ship week features Clint Barton/Jason Todd! Not gonna lie, this fic was written entirely based on @museaway's prompt about soulmate coordinates that lead to a grave... 👀😱
Greetings from the Graveyard Rating: Teen, No Warnings Words: 1167 Tags: soulmates, meet cute in a graveyard, well it might be more of a meet awkward, but it's definitely in a graveyard
i’m.....writing jason todd stuff and he’s hardcore bitching about hawkeye and i just realized that at some point he has to see team leader hawkeye, who actually has her shit together, not that mess he normally sees at night, and honestly when he sees this happen i think he is genuinely going to suspect she’s been replaced with a LMD
until she spots him and yells something like “YOU! MOTHERFUCKER!!!” or something equally terrible and patriot has to physically hold her back