#hawkeyesquared

Who wakes the other one up with kisses : Kate always wakes up first, so usually her.

Who is the morning person/night person : Neither of them are morning people, but Kate gets most of her stuff done in the afternoon, whereas Clint will stay up until 3 am patrolling

Who is the romantic one : Clint. He would shower Kate with kisses every second of every day if he could.

Who is the more cuddly one : Kate. She very nearly prefers snuggling to sex. Nearly.

Who cooks : Kate. She bought a cookbook for them to share, but Clint nearly never touches it.

Favorite nonsexual activity : Snuggling, or running from bad guys.

Their favorite place to be together : Clint’s couch, watching TV and snuggling.

Any traditions : Just the nightly dinners on the roof.

Their “song” : Anything by Fall Out Boy. It’s what they train to.

What they do for each other on holidays : They get each other dg toys. Technically they’re for Lucky, but it’s always a competition for who can find a cooler one.

Where did they go for their honeymoon : America sent them to the multiverse. They were both drunk the entire time, and nobody is quite sure how many games of beer pong Clint won, and how many bar fights there were because of it.

Where did they first meet : Clint kidnapped Kate in the middle of Central Park. Don’t ask. Read Young Avengers Presents #6. It’s great. Clint is way hot.

Any pets : Lucky. Just Lucky. Don’t even so much as suggest they get another dog.

What do they fight over : Little things, like what coffee beans to get. (Obviously the Starbucks Pike ones. Duh.)

Do they go on vacations, if so where : Their vacations are less of vacations and more of SHIELD undercover trips, but who cares. There’s still good food, a house that’s not theirs, and sex. Lots and lots of sex.

Who kills the bugs : Whoever sees it. Clint will brag about it later, but Kate just squeals a tad, stomps on it, and forgets about it.


Who hogs the sheets : They tend to sleep holding each other, as it helps with nightmares, so neither.


Who hates mornings : Clint


Who’s cranky before they had their coffee : Both of them.


Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law : Non-Applicable


Who drives : Usually Kate. She refuses to let Clint drive, and it’s only when he’s picking her up from somewhere that he’s allowed.


Who gets horny in awkward public places : Both. Clint’s more likely to pull her into a closet, though.


Who had a scene phase : Kate. Clint had his whole circus phase thing, where he looked equally ridiculous, but Kate was full-out scene when she was 15.


Who wore braces : Kate. Clint never needed them, which was lucky, since he never would have had enough money.


Who got bullied : Clint. Kate was towards the top of the food chain, what with her dad being the richest man in town.

Who is louder? : When he’s allowed to be, Clint. Kate never quite got the whole ‘silent’ skill down, and Clint loves the little noises she makes, so it was never really necessary.

Who is more experimental? : Kate. Clint’s not too into the whole items kink thing, but Kate constantly suggests things to spice up their fucking.

Who takes more risks? : Kate in everyday life, Clint in bed.

Do they fuck or make love? : Fuck right after missions or when they’re mad at eachother, make love everytime else.

Lights on or off? : On.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? : Clint.

Has either stolen the other’s underwear? : Kate likes lounging around in Clint’s boxers, and she’s claimed at least three purple pairs.

Who comes first? : Kate, if Clint has anything to say about it.

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? : Clint’s by far better, and Kate loves it.

Who is more submissive? : It varies. 

Who usually initiates things? : Clint. After missions, however, it’s about half and half.

Who is more sensitive? : Kate. Clint doesn’t feel too much on a lot of his scars, but Kate has few enough that she’s still very sensitive.

Who has the most patience? : Neither. They both need sex the moment they need it, and have fucked in a lot of closets and bathrooms.