Apr 8, 2022
How kids wake each other
Oldest waking up siblings: Goodmorning baby sis/brother. Here is some juice and some breakfast. You have an hour to get ready. The weather is (this) Your schedule is (gives a detailed schedule). I'll check on you in fifteen minutes, okay?
Middle child: *sees siblings coming out of their rooms confused as they're about to leave* Oh shit, was I supposed to wake you up? I thought it was a prank!
Youngest child: *comes in silently. Rips the pillow from underneath your head, hits you in the face with it. Body slams you. Opens the curtains to let the sun in. Leaves.*
