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THESE ARE IMPORTANT AND SCIENTIFIC QUESTIONS YES

i'm trying to think if any of my rp guys have done food crimes and coming up short aside from benedikt who is a gross little man who puts human blood into black pudding and shit. i feel like that might be the most heinous food crime on account of the stealing human blood part being an actual crime

uhhh i'm gonna say most of the demons also count for heinous food crimes because they eat humans. orianthe has committed a different kind of food crime because they can manipulate sugar and make candy sharp enough to stab people with

i think fratelli and denver would definitely eat things from the mountain dew cookbook. the mixed drinks, at least. the smalltimore county hvz crew would eat the mountain dew grilled cheeses unfortunately. robbie and robyn are exactly the kinds of people who try any mountain dew flavored anything they can get their hands on

Come back inside, to this house, to your home

Made of steel-structured styrofoam, nobody's out there

But someone is singing you back to your birthplace

That voice is the same voice you heard on the same night that

Everything glowed, took you into the air

And the arms of the universe kept you from falling

But after that happened those arms did not come back

So when you leapt up and nobody caught you your neck broke

and try to be a little kinder

try to find a little sympathy for

all the things that we do, and the things that you do!