#haunteyed

“You call a woman’s dog a beast once and she never lets you forget it,” Sihyun sighs, shrugging his shoulder as if he can’t comprehend how that situation even happened. As if it wasn’t entirely his fauly. “But Heidi, she’s a stubborn woman, I think. Hardheaded and opinionated. I’ve got to say I admire her a little bit though, seems she has her life together. She’s a doctor, that takes skill and I can always admire ambition. And objectively, she’s absolutely stunning. She’s tall too. Very modelesque. Great sense of fashion. I’m sure we would’ve been great friends if we hadn’t gotten off on the wrong foot.”

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

ARLO: heidi quick i need you to do me a favor no time to explainARLO: basically i met this super attractive guy from spain and uhARLO: he’s really cute and i told him i have a dog but i… do not have a dog so i’m pretending to find a picture of said nonexistent dog so can you just send me a picture of shan real quick

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

ARLO: you should come down to the bar right by the beach bc there’s a wedding reception going on right now and everyone’s drunk and dancing in the sand and i convinced one of the groomsmen i went to school with the bride and now they’re feeding me shotsARLO: wake up and pretend to be her college roommate i’ll build your alibi 

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

ARLO: can i just say i’m so excited to come over and sit with your dogs? is that weird to say? i want them to love me 

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.