#hatemaxxing

if you're mean to my bf you DIE

hatemaxxing rn cus people are being rude to him

Edit: also if u follow me you should follow him 👀👀👀 @splatteredantgutz / @rottenant /nf

im so maddddddd </3 because of all this phone time stuff and now my rules are "phone and laptop charging by 9pm" so I cant use it after then, and now my parents are getting stricter about me going to bed at 9:30 I get home yesterday night at 8:20 and im like "okay this is fine I have 40 minutes so I'll eat dinner, do some stuff on my laptop and have a shower.

So I do this, charge everything at the right time and then go to have a shower. I think "oh, wait, I want to listen to music." So I connect my phone to my speaker and I leave it outside of the bathroom and listen to it.

When it hits like 9:20~ I go and put it on charge and my mum tells me to sit down and is like "no music when you're showering past 9" and I'm like "Oh, yeah, my bad, I didn't realise (sister name) was sleeping, I'll check next time because she knocked on the door and told me to turn it off" and my mum's like "no, it's because everything should be charging by 9. No loopholes." and im like "i wasnt looking for a loophole I was looking for a playlist" and she's like "don't like to me" IM NOT LYING BRUV I JUST WANT ME SOME TUNES WHILE I WASH MY HAIR!!!!

So then I go "I'm not lying" and then she pulls her teacher voice (bro's been teaching for over 20 years atp) and goes "can we agree that all of your devices need to be charged by 9pm" and I say "sure." because like fuck yeah, man, sure what the hell. AND THEN SHE GETS *MAD* AT *ME* for giving HER attitude.

So I just agree and do what I do to get it over with (a reluctant "yes" "yes" "no loopholes") THEN SHE SENDS ME TO BED. AT 9:30. SISTER IM NOT TIRED RIGHT NOW.

So I just sorta go "goodnight" and walk out because I'm in a mid mood BECAUSE I've gotten home an hour and a half ago and she has not let me sit down. Like I get home and it's "clean your room" "okay" "pick up your clothes" "okay" "tomorrow when you get home you're going to organise your competition routine order" "okay" "wash this bowl out" "okay" LIKE MANNN I GET YOU WANT ME TO DO SHIT, AND I PROBABLY SHOULDVE DONE SOME OF THIS STUFF, but why are you in such a bad mood to me when (of no fault of my own) I have hardly seen you today!!! I was having a good time but no.

Sooo I go to bed and think the story has ended here, I forget about it when my alarm goes off bright and early at 6am. My dad is on the early shift so he leaves at 6:00 to get to work by 7:00, so he gets changed in the living room and stuff so mum can sleep in. I know this, so I'm giving my dog pats and cuddles and he comes in and turns the light on and goes "where's your phone?" because he's all extreme about these rules too.

And I go "I don't know, should be down there" 'cause man why are your fucking eagle eyes searching for my phone like a radar, *I* JUST GOT UP, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH IT??? So he gets MAD AT ME. He goes "What do you mean, you don't know." And I just look at where it should be, move my laptop n search and I'm like. "Man, it should be there!" So this is just great, because it's the crack ass of fucking dawn in the morning and I'm being told off for something I DIDN'T DO!!! And he goes "Did you charge it last night?" all serious like he's about to bite my head off. "Yes, you saw me do it." "is it in your room?" no, because last time i fucking slept with it in there NOT DOING ANYTHING ON IT, JUST DROPPING IT ON THE FLOOR AND LEAVING IT THERE, I got ***THISSSSS*** treatment bro. So then he backtracks and goes "oh, okay" like YOU dont know where it is, I don't know where it is, my sister was asleep during this debacle.

MY MUM HAS PROBABLY TAKEN MY PHONE. FOR A WHOLE WEEK. FOR LISTENING TO MUSIC IN THE SHOWER. AND I WAKE UP UNBEKNOWNST TO THIS. AND I GET IN TROUBLE FOR IT. WHEN I DONT HAVE IT!!!

And the worst part is, I only get up at 6am to do some stretching because I want to be more flexible, and this takes me half an hour so I want ample time to organise myself. I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT MY PHONE BECAUSE I USE AN APP ON MY PHONE. And I have a fucking streak and it's 3 days till dance comps. I want my phone to S T R E T C H.

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Ai chatbots

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