#hatehard

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. We are going to spend the entire day reflecting up on the things for which we are thankful. It's a beautiful thing. Today, however…today we bitch. So let it out.

Here are just a few things to be hated hard:

chicken on pizza

Walmart

Homophones

cats

couples who sit side-by-side in booths at restaurants

jogging in pairs

typos

Facebook

people who use the terms "alot" and "could of"

voicemails

drawn-on eyebrows

cyclists

decaf anything

songs with police sirens in them

customized license plates

open letters on social media and the people who write them

family members who use code words to pretend they aren't racist

any steak cooked past medium rare

how overrated the Beatles are

logical fallacies

clipping nails

movies as book covers 

chipped polish

when the toilet paper is on the roll the wrong way 

trying to fold a fitted sheet

guys who wear sandals

hipsters

delayed flights

glasses without real lenses

promoted tweets (and most ads in general)

hangnails

comment sections on websites

celibacy