#harsiese

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Hi! Do you know why Yuzuru is not part of Stars onIce 2017? :)

he’s probably focusing on preparing for 4CC and worlds.

Regarding Yuna's faith, if I remember correctly, she became Catholic when she had back surgery.

i see!

O..M...G....Why??? Why would Shoma and his team change his already gorgeous FS costume to this ugly new one?! 😩😭 Are they secretly punishing him for trying to kill himself with the added quads??

either 1) no one loved him enough to stop him from wearing that Thing, or 2) someone suggested it to him and he AGREED TO IT. either way, i hate literally everyone for letting this happen.

Eggplant, I would like to send a message to Shoma but I can't seem to figure out how to word it other than "HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU WEARING CHANGE IT BACK DUMBASS". Should I try to wait for the visceral horror to abate so I don't just shriek my horror at him? Any advice on how to word it?

talk about how much you love the first costume, how well it fit the program, how sad you are to see it go, etc. wish him good luck for the rest of the season. try not to tell him he has the fashion sense of a piece of roadkill, even though it may be tempting to do so.

I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE COSTUME AND NO MATTER WHAT I SAY ABOUT HOW THE COSTUME DOESNT MATTER IF THE SKATING IS AMAZEBALLS I STILL WAN T TO CRY

ok, real talk: i love the program and part of it is because of his packaging. PACKAGING AND COSTUMING MATTERS. it helps sell the program. the old costume made him look older and more mature. it made the program more believable. this new costume is so ugly and cheap-looking it distracts from his skating and program. it's hard to be taken seriously when you're doing a tango wearing something that looks like it came from a secondhand clothing store! and like, it'd be almost acceptable if he'd started out like that but he already had a great costume to begin with! i’m just, WHAT IS HIS TEAM THINKING

I like how at the beginning of his performance in his new costume, his face just says "that's right, I'm about to SLAY them with this fashion" and instead we all hate it.

HERE’S A TIP: ASK LITERALLY ANYONE ON THE STREET WHICH COSTUME IS BETTER BEFORE CHANGING YOUR COSTUME i’m so alskfdjaslfkjasfdj

why is shoma like this,,,,,,,,, shoma uNO!!!!!!

raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by shoma uno

mom, is it too late now to say sorry? i'd be lying if i said dai'll never break your heart or make you cry again. i'll go full chicken arm next time. love from ur son, dos.

D I S O W N E D (i’m laughing/crying at this ask, thank you)

@harsiese: is shoma loco??? that orange stripe omfg... how could he drop his awesome fs costume. ok my theory is that he skates very well while in ugly costumes, I mean, it's his natural habitat. (i still love him)

but he was already skating well in his nice costume!! like?? is he...changing everything up mid-season in order to convince himself it’s the start of a new season again? to help with peaking or whatever? that’s my theory, anyway, but WHAT IS HE DOING WE JUST DON’T KNOW

3 best/fave shoma costumes and 3 worst costumes?

i’m too tired to find photos for this but i can tell you now that loco ver.1 is his best costume ever and loco ver.2 is one of his worst. lmao.

what if that strip orange is actually nude mesh attempt that has wrong skintone

it’s also sparkly. i’m just. it’s probably supposed to be orange, but. jesus christ

this season shoma HAD the best fs costume, i mean it was so fabulous he looked manly and sparkly adjagss why did he do this? *cries in spanish*

welcome to life as a shoma fan, everything is pain

You know, I also hate the new costume but your tumblr and twitter are making my day so... I should thank him for that xD

glad to entertain, enjoy my salt about this for the next 10 years. the trauma is real. i’m gonna be doing random unrelated things and suddenly i’ll have a flashback to dead chicken costume 2k17

@theyoungprinceandprincess:  shoma is going to go full chicken for pyeongchang

like at this point he could just straight-up borrow dai’s chicken arm costume and i’d be like. of course. of fucking course.

Of course Shoma would put a dead chicken on his shoulder. Beloved Dai did it and Hanyu-senpai also has something flapping about on one of his as well. It is JFS Couture.

shoma is truly dai's son. dai's full chicken costume had a baby chicken. this tragic legacy is their curse.

I feel so bad for all the victimised Shoma fan but I just can't help but laugh at the costume (and the collective disdain. hahaha) The Men of Team Japan's bad outfit tradition lives on. hahaha.. Seriously though, did he ever explain why he changed costume?

but this is even worse because HE HAD SUCH A GOOD COSTUME BEFORE AND HE THREW IT AWAY TO WEAR A DEAD CHICKEN INSTEAD. THIS IS THE REAL PAIN OF BETRAYAL!!!! none of the other TJ men with ugly costumes have done this before!!! shoma has surpassed them all in TERRIBLE LIFE CHOICES. and no, he never said why he changed it.

oh eggplant i'm so upset over shoma's free skate disaster of a costume... i just had to send him a suggestion on his website. why would he do this ahahdhsjsa 😫😫