#hardwickid10t

Portland, ME was great! Amazing breakfast at Marcy's Diner, super fun show at the State Theatre and an excellent visit to Electric Buddha's where I got an ET 2600 game w/ booklet (NOT covered in sand) and a tiny Gigan figure (cybernetic space kaiju not pictured). Also I got called a tourist for apparently not having the right lobster roll for dinner so it was just like the OTHER Portland! And I'm apparently always/never supposed to drink something called "Moxie". The crowd couldn't decide. #HardwickID10T (at State Theatre, Portland, Maine)

Look at this asshole. Bein' all adorable and shit. I met Topanga the puppy at The Paramount in Huntington, NY. She's s Texas Heeler. I love her and we had a brief snuggle fling. But please don't tell @lydiahearst's cat Anubis. He's very sensitive and will throw up on my feet if he gets pissed. Thankfully he doesn't have Instagram. He's on Snapcat HEYOOOOOOOOOO ok I'm leaving. #FugginPuppies #ID10Ttour #HardwickID10T (at The Paramount, Huntington Village)

Huntington, NY! #HardwickID10T (at Christopher's Courtyard Cafe)

This was the table tent at the Borgata last night for upcoming shows. I WISH THIS WAS ALL ONE SHOW. At the Paramount in Huntington, NY tonight, Hershey, PA tomorrow! #HardwickID10T <- if you use that hashtag on Instagram pics will show up on id10t.com. (braces for flurry of poop and wiener pics) (at Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa)