a break from our typically scheduled hannigrammage for a fun little CLANNIGRAM ANALYSIS ‼️‼️
(not really an analysis mostly a brainrotpost but. whatever ??!!!) more under cut‼️
I love clannigram soooo so much ,
murder triad...... killstab three....
their relationship can be read as friends, enemies, family, OR lovers. vro they have ALL the dynamics,,,,,
clannibal in the books ends w them running off to cuba and being murder husband wife & having roaring awesome sex. Hannigram ends with them.... also running off but with considerably more murder. and presumably also awesome sex
.....so add Clarice or add Will, either way they could fit.
& clarigram would be SO INTERESTING bc they're both Will Grahams in a way, and they'd find comfort in finally finding someone else who UNDERSTANDS them and KNOWS them, just like one another. (& also someone else who hate-loves Hannibal like they do.)
meanwhile Hannibal like "art thou informing me that I hath TWO entire baddies? Dear God"
only thing I feel we'd need to figure out if we turn 'em into a fic is like,,,,, how to add Clarice if we're going TV mode and how to add Will if we're going book mode.
kidnapping is viable but a bit stockholm-y, and if Clarice is kidnapped then that shit gets Wattpad-y wayyyy tooo fast.
the common au seems to be "will and Hannibal r caught and Clarice interviews them and WHOOP DE DANG DOO guess what happens lololol. they all run off together" which is very very good imo
OHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHOHOHIHOH . I HAVE JUST THIUGHT OF.
ESTABLISHED CLARIWILL . ESTABLISHED CLARIWILL WHO WORKFOR THE FBI TOGETHER & ARE FREAKY ASHIT. AND THEY MEET HANNIBAL TOGETHER & HE IS HIS MANIPULATIVE ASS AS USUAL. AND THRY LOOK ST EACH OTHER N GO "r we cruising his ass?" "hell yeah." ‼️‼️‼️‼️
established clarigram being manipulated by and also in turn manipulating Hannibal... show canon but triad. mmm
oh n there's a reason we'd call it clannigram bc .... dude.....
Clarice NEEDS to Have a Piece of That Ass(x2). "oh but--" Nuhuh she pegs those boys until they CRY!!!!!! she helps Hanni deal with his control issues & she helps Will w all his mama issues n everything. all they issues. Healing Power of Good Strap. they get obliterated while holding hands and crying together. soft boys. she Wears The Pants in that household
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Hannibal Lecter: Dear Clarice, I have followed with enthusiasm the course of your disgrace and public shaming. My own never bothered me except for the inconvenience of being incarcerated, but you may lack perspective. In our discussions down in the dungeon it was apparent to me that your father, the dead night watchman, figures largely in your value system. I think your success in putting an end to Jame Gumb's career as a couturier pleased you most because you could imagine your father being pleased. But now, alas, you're in bad odour with the FBI. Do you imagine your daddy being shamed by your disgrace? Do you see him in his plain pine box crushed by your failure; a sorry, petty end of a promising career? What is worst about this humiliation Clarice? Is it how your failure will reflect on your mommy and daddy? Is your worst fear that people will now and forever believe they were indeed just good old trailer camp tornado bait white trash and that perhaps you are too? By the way I couldn't help noticing on the FBI's rather dull public website that I have been hoisted from the Bureau's archives of the common criminal and elevated to the more prestigious 10 Most Wanted list. Is this coincidence, or are you back on the case? If so, goody goody, cause I need to come out of retirement and return to public life. I imagine you sitting in a dark basement room bent over papers and computer screens. Is that accurate? Please tell me truly, Special Agent Starling. Regards, your old pal Hannibal Lecter, M.D. P.S. Clearly this new assignment is not your choice rather I suppose it is a part of the bargain but you accepted it Clarice. Your job is to craft my doom. So I am not sure how well I should wish you but I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun. Tata, H.
