#handsomedorks

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they have to go because of sherlock

he set john's whole collection of jumpers, cardigans, and socks on fire for some sort of experiment that john still cannot understand

so john forces him to go after the office one day

and sherlock meets him there with a cup of coffee in each hand (one being for john, of course) because he's really going to need it after all this shopping

and they start in this crappy store with antiques on the walls and john and sherlock joke about some of the ridiculous items in there but then john finds this one jumper that looks like the one oatmeal one he had 

so they buy it and head to the next store

and by the time they're finished both of them have about five bags in each hand because there was this sale with decent jumpers

they head over to angelos with all these bags and he laughs that loud, deep rumble of his when he saunters over with the godforsaken candle

*touches your face* LET IT BE DONE. (I’m gonna try so so so hard to not make this sad. just for you.)

sirius black sleeps like a brick 

a brick that hogs the blankets

so if remus wants to sleep well at all he has to either lie completely on top of sirius at night or poach the blankets in between turning in and falling asleep

and a lot of times it just evolves into all-out bedroom warfare and they play rock paper scissors to see who gets the blankets that night (sirius usually lets remus win)

(remus brings home a dog bed one day and is like, ‘that’s it, that’s your bed now’ and sirius laughs so hard he can’t breathe)

so the next day sirius comes home with an array of blankets

thick ones, thin ones, soft ones, heavy ones, some that are scratchy, some that make remus sneeze and he piles every last one on their bed

(“sirius there’s not enough room for us in this bed”)

but he is a man with a plan so that night they shove their way into bed and get as comfortable as possible and they have to cling to each other to save themselves from being ejected from their own bed by the weight of their bedlinens 

but somehow they sleep and in the morning they wake up and 90% of the blankets are on the ground except for a soft throw that remus has wrapped around his midsection

and a light california king comforter that covers both of them and still manages to touch the floor

and sirius just smiles sunnily and says, “there, see, they don’t call me practical padfoot for nothing.”

thank you :) I like it too I guess ;)

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You will sleep: in 221C | with Mrs Hudson | in John’s old bedroom | on the stairsYou will walk in on: Mrs. Hudson exotic dancing | Sherlock and John doing the deed | Jim sneaking around | Magnussen peeing in the fireplaceYour best friend will be: Lestrade | Irene | Molly | AndersonSherlock will…: blow up your laptop | experiment on you | take you on a case | commit fake suicide to save your lifeJohn will…: make you tea every morning | write a blog about you | shoot someone for you | think you’re a criminal mastermindYou will eventually: become Sherlock and John’s partner | find a severed head in your bed and leave | marry Mycroft | get blown up by Moriarty

Blograte: 221/100Comment/advice: the headcanons on your blog are my drug