#handclaps

some impulse of delight

by handclaps

E, 20k, wangxian

Summary:  "Okay," Wei Wuxian says. "But just so we're clear."

Lan Zhan blinks at him.

"I mean we're gonna make out," Wei Wuxian says. "And stuff. That's what you meant."

"Yes," Lan Zhan confirms. He's so serious, in his banker clothes and his tidy room and all that music that just lives in his head all the time and his care for rabbits. If Wei Wuxian doesn't touch him, touch him all over, who will?

Wei Wuxian steals a rabbit, a drawstring, and affordable housing that is only mostly illegal. Also: he volunteers to teach Lan Wangji how to touch. What could possibly go wrong?

My comments:  Too late for comment; cat on arm, can't type.

Precious and funny and hot. Sex lessons. Rescued stowaway bunny.

Excerpt:  “Teach me,” he says again. “How to touch you, so you like it.”

Wei Wuxian makes a noise.

It would be really, really excellent, if Lan Zhan, just for once in his life, could not monitor Wei Wuxian’s face like he’s a swimming pool he’s promised to guard. That searching, steady regard is worse than any security guard’s flashlight or seat right up front next to the teacher’s desk, and Wei Wuxian’s been at the receiving end of both of those.

“I already like it,” he mutters, at his own feet, and the words are as horrifying as they are true.

modern au, college/university au, fake/pretend relationship, (because they’re both fooling themselves), humor, chaos gremlin wei wuxian, kissing lessons, sex lessons, lan wangji actually knows what’s going on, bunnies, contraband bunny, gay disaster wei wuxian, just plain disaster wei wuxian, so funny, getting together, first kiss, first time, lan zhan fucks, humor, @handclaps