#han stoppable

Vim: *PANT* *PANT* OH HEY Apollo, how are YOU? Apollo: I am doing splendid, I'm reading a book a bout snails! Did you know they have osscilating teeth? Vim: I did NOT, but onto other things, do you know where Athena i- *BOOM* Athena: SING MY BEAST! SING! Audles: OH I'M A MEAN GREEN MOTHER, FROM OUTER SPACE AND I'M BAD! Vim: UGH I should've known showing a florokinetic that movie was a bad idea, but I just love MUSICALS! Apollo: Would you like me to blast it? Vim: GRAH you are a good boy, but no I'll figure this out. Athena: Just so you know she's FULLY sentient, so you'd be a MURDERER if you destroyed her! Vim: Oh I'll SHOW YOU a murderer you little gremlin! Han: Its times like this I'm glad I don't have little siblings. Ken: Ditto. Audles: FEED ME SEYMOUR!

Han: (...hm).

Dimentor: WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the scrappy spawn of my ARCH teen nemesis! Vim: ALSO my aunt here as well! Han: So weird that that's true. Dimentor: Well unlike your FAILURE of a stepfather, you are facing a rea- Vim: OH HO no, back up, you are NOT gonna say you're a better villain than my dad! Dimentor:...UH, YES I am! LOOK AT ALL MY COOL UBER VILLAIN PARAPHERNALIA! Vim: OKAY, first off, being able to afford a bunch of stuff does NOT make you special. SECONDLY-while YES my dad failed a BUNCH at trying to beat my bio-parent, he also tried a BUNCH more times than you EVER did, said times YOU did you ALSO failed. Dimentor: I...well- Han: Plus Drakken would mix it up, by Kim and Ron's senior year you would just KEEP trying to get their battle suit. YOU HAD AN ELECTRONIC SCANNER IDIOT-just make your own! Dimentor: But...but- Vim: Face it Professor Harry Potter monster, as much as you like to rag on my pops, the reality is he's TEN TIMES more of a villain than you, and as a hero a BILLION times more of a person than you as well! Dimentor: *SOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS* *Later* Vim: And while his minions were consoling him, I trapped them in my new net launcher while Han deactivated the Christmas destroyer. Han: Villains and Christmas, I swear. Ken: DANG-you practically beat a villain single handed just by roasting him! Vim: Heh, that's my ROCKWALLER genetics! Han: As for me,I'm just a regular middle schooler! Ken: You two are terrifying and I LOVE it!

Will: Okay class, I'm your new instructor Will Du. Or as some of you can call me, the DUuuuuuude. Han:(Oh no...) Vim: (This old is so cringe I LOVE it!) Will: And for starters I'd like to introduce a new student, my son Ken! Ken: HELLO! Han: (Oh NO...) Vim:(That MONSTER, he knows we wouldn't roast a teacher in front of his CHILD). Will: I hope we have a TOTALLY tubular classroom experience! *Later, at lunch* Han:... Vim:... Ken:...so my dad is SUPER cringe right? Vim: OH THANK YOU YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON NOW! Han: WHY is he using 90s slang, its 2015! Ken: YEAH, he was BARELY a kid growing up so in him getting modern lingo is impossible. Vim: WHILE I am VIM Possible... Han: Why do you keep trying that one? Vim: I AM PERSISTENT! Ken: Heh, this school year is gonna RULE!

Han: Not the point Vim.

Han:...honestly, FAIR point.