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If you make LSD, Spirulina or Chlorella make better acid than Wheatgrass does.

Okay, so there's this unfuckingbelievable really cool new thing where you set out to make LSD with the same ingredients, but instead of using wheatgrass juice powder, you use 92.7% of the same amount of dried cow blood powder weight of which you would use wheatgrass juice powder instead because cows eat grass and the more vitamins and supplements you feed the cows, the better the drug becomes because blood analysis readings vary wildly in constitution depending on the health of the specimen and it makes a different drug that's not called LSD, but it's psychedelic and it's better than LSD and there are other ingredients you can use to make these similar drugs — it doesn't have to be blood — you could use Salvorin A or Mescaline or Cocaine or Nicotine or Psilocybin or MDMA or THC or Vyvanse or Adderall or Concerta or Duloxetine or Oxycodone or Prozac or Creatine or Calcium or Selenium powder, not the plants they're made from because if you use for example Salvia Divinorum or San Pedro, it doesn't make a new drug, it just makes LSD from the Nitrogen, Carbon, Calcium in the plant juice powder — it's the same drug, but each formula has it's own ratio of dry powder to 100% ethyl alcohol — if you use carnivore blood, it makes a worse drug.

TELL THE KIDS NEVER TRY THESE DRUGS BECAUSE THEY COULD ACCIDENTALLY OVERDOSE THEMSELVES.

TELL THE KIDS STICK WITH 5 MILLIGRAMS OF DELTA 9 THC EDIBLES — IN TEXAS, THAT'S HEMP.

MORRIS: Cleaning is the ultimate Sisyphean task; you sweep the motes of dust into the air, where they fall back down to the ground. It makes me feel like a cartoon character to sweep, like I am a Sim-person sweeping Sim-dust. The same goes for sheets and pillowcases. One must ask oneself the question, who is protecting who from what? Am I protecting my face from the pillow or the pillow from my face, and regardless of the answer, how is a pillowcase the solution? What protects the pillowcase? Why not put a pillowcase-case over the pillowcase, why not sleep in a Russian doll of recursive protective linens, why not put on successive pairs of underwear until I turn into the Mandelbrot set? This is mise en abyme; it is a recipe for madness that can be eliminated with the understanding that the pillow is already encased. The mattress is already covered, and the dust is seemingly governed by Aristotelian spontaneous generation and no amount of sweeping will ever eliminate it.