#halloweenis

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It is a festive time of year.  An arbitrary time of folly and danger in which the A HUMANS test the good nature of strangers to obtain sugary foodmeats.  Does the foodmeats contain a poison?  A razor?  A calorie?  At least one of these!  Welcome to Halloweenis. Because all things wrought by A HUMANS hands is a tainted, incomprehensible mess, we have elected through fraudulent means to share several equally fraudulent ‘facts’ to help you navigate this DAFT FUCKERRY. HEY.  LISTEN. Fact the First:  The word ‘Halloweenis’ is derived from a bygone era, ancient and forgotten.  This era was called “Hell.  Ow.  My Weenis.”  No one knows what this means.  It is simply not possible to know.  We have tried and we are the third best at knowing.  SYNAPSE:COGNATRIX and SYNAPSE:TENEBROUS might know, but they are also impossible. Fact the Second:  The A HUMANS will don a cheerful costume to hide their shameful forms from each other.  They have not burst forth from their wrappers of failing flesh to reveal their true and beautiful selves resplendent under moon and star.  Refrain from expressing your confusion or relief through thoughtless use of the OBLITERATRIX as we will need to redo the whole thing.  Again.  This is specifically addressed to Gatherer:FreshGyros who is just the worst. Fact the Third:  Many larvae will be milling about in the latter parts of this day.  They may approach your covert box or other ad-hoc dwelling.  They will incant “Trick or Treat.”  This is a request for sugary foodmeats, not a challenge.  Do not attempt to intimidate them by flashing your eye spots or doing the Wiggle that Threatens.  Instead, smooth your hairs, jostle your breeches, and utter the following incantation.  “Good.  How are you?”   Do this repeatedly.  It will soothe their sugar-lusts and their vacant-eyed minders will direct the unruly herd of future corpses to another locale with alacrity. Those are all the facts about ‘Halloweenis’.  More may be manufactured at a later date in order to meet our goals.

more to come!

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