#half-serious

Oh, short headcanon, longer theory!

Headcanon because I just heard the scene: Jimmy Jr.’s "Lady in Red" situation will be him playing it during the reception of Zeke and Tina's wedding as a tribute to their love.

Okay, let’s go weird now and also debunk the most boring theory and create a way more interesting one!

“This is all happening in Bob's imagination after HIS WHOLE FAMILY DIED IN THE FIRE! and that is why no one ages….” like, been there, done that. Stop being boring and get some imagination. Also it was said by Lauren that it's not true.

I propose that the show is happening in the fey world, that the whole city is within a parallel dimension in which magic exists. But no one knows! 

Also everyone has a special ability but they don’t know it and also sometimes it’s stronger sometimes it’s weaker.

Like Teddy can’t die falling down, like off roofs or ladders. 

Tinas imagination is very strong and if it got stronger it might influence reality, that is why her magic “worked”.

Gene can influence the emotions around him with his music, not always as intended but it’s there. 

Louise has charisma (which makes older people angry and younger people look up to her) and also a bit of witchcraft, maybe money magic.

Bob is a food magician but only for Burger and Turkey and also the charisma thing

Linda is like Gene and can influence the emotions around her. 

Stuff like that. And we all know that in the fey world the time moves differently and there is the explanation for that. 

You’re welcome! 

I want to go back in time and murder whoever made this image.

This single fucking got damn image is almost singlehandedly responsible for melding the cartoon community into the toxic common decency-shaming dumpster fire it is today. I hope whoever made this image dies sad and alone and spends the rest of eternity burning in Hell.

Have some aliens refer to humans as “Earth-seijin”;

Especially if humans are intruding on their planet.