#haji.doc

>Yeet?

>YEET?

>What the hell is that? What the hell is “YEET”?

>I don’t get it.

Yellow Temperance: "Hm? Well you see, I am the human version of his stand, so you might want to ask h-"

Rubber Soul: *shoves YT away* "You talking 'bout me?! Here I am, and I don't tolerate another me in this room!"

Terunosuke: Haha, you could say so! I do most of the work around here.

Josuke: Whaaat??! Terunosuke, I'm clearly the super cool cop and you're the mumbling detective.

Terunosuke: Pfft. Who helped you find out Kira's location? Who debunked the mysterious so-called TV ghost world? Who defeated the things people call Shadows at midnight, huuh?

Josuke: Oh yeah? If it wasn't for my strong stand, you'll be beaten to a dust by that crazy pink cat of David Bowie! And that TV world is clearly real, dumbass! And who the hell helped you kill those black goops??!!

Terunosuke: Hey! Without me, all the mysterious things in Ina- I mean Morioh wouldn't ever be solved! You clearly have the brawns, and I have the brains, Josuke.

I don’t know.

I don’t know anything.

Who are you?

Why are you here?

Why are you always bothering me?

I’m just a mech.

It’s my duty to follow orders.

I never led anyone to their demise.

I never killed anyone.

The Royal Flush has gone offline.

What a shame.

I never.....

I.....

I’m just doing as what I’m told.

I’m just following my decided fate.

I’m just helping to complete my Lord’s mission.

I’m just trying to please everyone.

I want to accomplish something useful for Tethalonia’s peace.

Who is Telence?

Who is Daniel J. D’arby?

Huh?

I don’t know who he is.

I don’t know who they are.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Why are you even here, huh?

Leave me alone.

You’re terrifying bothersome.

I don’t know anything.

Don’t ask me.

Go away.

Stop bothering me.

I’m scared. I don’t want to be disposed of.

I don’t want to die.

So stop it. Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopit

Steam!Hol: “Whatever, Anon.”

Steam!DIO: “Planting fake memories sound harsh and... inhumane, Anon.”

Steam!DIO: “How did you figure it out, by the way? I’m impressed that a simpleton like you manage to put it all together.”

Steam!DIO: “All I did was “erase” their human memories so to not interfere with their assigned commands, given by me. With their emotions and memories disposed of, I can freely shape their minds into however I desire. The end result was a Tethalonian soldier, without any unnecessary emotions or happy jolly memories of their forgettable childhood. Simple, ain’t it?”

>Hurry up already.

>You know that the boy’s waiting, right?

>You don’t have much time.

>You can’t keep hiding this from the others. They’ll eventually found out sooner or later.

>That their greatest ally turns out to be their greatest weakness.

“.......”

“.....guess I have no choice, huh?”

>Yes.

>You don’t want to die by DIO’s own hands, right?

“Yeah.”

>Then answer the call.

>Tell them everything you need to say.

>Dan’s request. The “wastelander”. His plans.

>Tell him all.

“........”

“Sorry, Dan.”

>Hey.

>Don’t be sorry, Hol.

>You asked for this, don’t you?

>You’re afraid to die.

>You don’t want to die a fool’s death.

>You know that going against the tyrant is suicide.

>Your main priority is to stay alive.

>And that’s all that matters.

>To you, at the very least.

“.......”

>You’re not trying to side with the traitors, right?

>I know you’re smarter than that.

ANSWERING CLIENT “01000010 01001111 00101101 00110000 00110010 00110100“....

>Perfect.

>You now win, Hol.