#hahhaaaa

There’s actually a really old au I made back when Gravity Falls was still running

To start with, Namimori was sort of like Gravity Falls, except the supernatural was a lot more integrated, most knew about it and accepted it, etc etc, and- big and, here- Nana was Stan’s daughter

like, he knocked up a tourist who eventually dropped her off at the Shack, and he raised her until she decided to visit her mom’s homeland and fell in love and stayed there

For some reason, never really got into specifics, Iemitsu was infertile (i think i decided it was because of the dilution of supernatural blood), and Nana was desperate because, uh, dreams and escapism after she learns who he is, and so turned to more unsavory methods for getting a child

and comes across a link to Bill Cipher

who sees this opportunity to mess with old supernatural blood and Ford and takes it faster than a fucking miser, mixes himself into the eventual baby tsuna concoction that he gives to Nana

which leads to a Tsuna thats a little less human, doesnt really get others and will detach from his emotions if hes riled enough, has all these little tics no one gets unless they know he’s part eldritch abomination

and Stan, Stan knows exactly who the fuck iemitsu is thanks to his dabbling in the underworld, knows how Nami and Gravity Falls are, and decides, well, I can’t just let this sit, and decides to go back into the business, kinda

 starts basically running the supernatural mafia, running operations to blend people in and smuggle SN supplies to those who need it but wouldnt be able to get it, helping the more inhuman across borders, gaining favors and making sure everyone knows not to fucking touch his daughter and grandson, all the while activating his Flames (Sky, with a quickly building Set he doesnt notice) and keeping an ear pressed to the ground for any rumours on Vongola

and when Reborn gets there, to Nami, and dings the seal, everything goes fucking wild because no one told him that this child was a fucking demon, or that the whole town was filled with sirens and kyushu and that they had a literal beserker running around and that was considered tame

what the fuck, nami

and like, shit gets crazy. Mukuro’s never taken in by vindice because tsuna lays a claim on him, Lambo abandons his original timeline to take the place of baby Lambo because his was absolutely fucked for reasons he wont get into, Hibari and Takeshi eat people thanks to what their bodies require

reborn finds out nana is the heiress to the biggest empire on the american seaboard, tsuna cackles and accidentally gets summoned by an unwary dipper

when daemon happens, tsuna absolutely obliterates iemitsu by introducing him to stan and ford and ruining his reputation in front of other mafiosi