#haha..get it?

Hayden Anhedönia / Elizabeth Woolridge Grant (Ethel Cain / Lana Del Rey)

workplace au, age difference, enemies to lovers etc.

AND IT COULD EITHER BE A REAL WORLD CRACK FIC OR IT COULD BE SET WITHIN THE ETHEL CAIN CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!

imagine ethel cain as a fugitive after logan phelps’ death/bank robbery (1991), working in some random ass waffle house, and lana del rey being the queen bee there. lana has been employee of the month consecutively for the past year or so, and on and off before that. but when ethel starts: she’s a legitimately hardworking and efficient worker, which means lana has to LOCK TF IN, and from then on they are RIVALLLS. ethel aims to be employee of the month because there’s a cash bonus…lana wants to be it because her pride is hurt.

also

jack donoghue (or just someone called jack) is a regular at the waffle house, and there could also be a conflict over him. i’m thinking he’s the catalyst for the romance aspect… maybe they end up in a love triangle (challengers style), but then the women realise neither of them actually wanted him the entire time.

OR

hayden anhedönia and elizabeth woolridge grant challenge each other to be the fastest at a shift / straight up have a roast battle / best at making waffles?