*drops in unceremoniously*
may I per chance, kindly, request hacklord shedletsky smut headcanons pretty please w a cherry on top
(if he rough that a bonus)
Forsaken Hacklord x Reader NSFW HCs
You already KNOW this man is AGGRESSIVE with you, and extremely forward and down to the point when in bed.
He doesn't fuck around, he doesn't beat around the bush, if he wants you, he wants you BAAAD and you will fucking know.
He can't help but tease you first, every single time. When you two get into the actual sexual activities, he's always shoving three (sometimes four) fingers inside you and just silently LOVING the screams and whimpers you make as he stretches you out for him. Yet you're always still so deliciously tight when he actually fucks you.
BITING BITING BITING-
He 1,000% is a biter, every time you two are done screwing your neck, hips, thighs, shoulders, chest, and even ARMS are just riddled in bites, hickeys, and general bruises. This man chomps on you like a five star cuisine all to hear you choke back moans and squeals.
BRUISING ASS GRIP ON THIS MF, as in actually a vice grip. Noting the fact that Hacklord carries that BIG ASS BARBED FUCKING CLAYMORE around day to day he must have a real good grip on it to be swinging it around like that, meaning if he has you in his grip in bed not only are you not getting tf out (good luck chief) but you're also getting bruises where he grips since I imagine he has some poor pressure control.
He is always the dom. No matter what. Even if he's on the bottom you're still his perfect little bitch.
He is EERILY quiet during sex minus the occasional very quiet grunt or growl he lets loose, despite his absolute BRUTAL pace on you whenever he fucks you. You'd almost assumed he didn't like it much but then you remembered: if he didn't like this, he wouldn't even be doing it.
Though sometimes his own lack of sound pisses even HIMSELF off so to make up for it, he degrades you. ALOT. Then figured out he loves doing it, and relishes in the way you get all flustered and try to recoil. Then he started doing it almost every time you two have sex.
If you're okay with being cut or like bloodplay at all, Hacklord's definitely game to experiment, ESPECIALLY loving testing your pain to pleasure tolerance ratio. It's another statistic about you that he can mentally note in his mind and use later.
ABSOLUTELY lets go of ANY AND ALL control when jealously fucking you, I think it's the loudest he'd ever go. Quiet grunts and groans followed the constant irritated mutters and growls of "mine" under his breath as he fucks you with every last ounce of might, anger, and spite he has. And trust me honey HE HAS A FUCK LOAD so buckle up and prepare to be cock-drunk.
As rough as he is, the aftercare on this man is HEAVEN. Food cooked immediately by 1Eggs (at the demand of Hacklord because he can't cook for shit), water provided just in case, pain meds for the bruises and/or potential cuts (with bandages if any were too deep), and a nice warm relaxing bath for him to gently clean you up in and just chatter about whatever happens to come to your mind, even if he doesn't understand it, he doesn't care. He just always makes a point to hammer into your head that he doesn't LIKE killing you, and he certainly doesn't only love you for sex. He makes that clear every single time.
((TAH-DYAHHHHH! I hope you enjoyed this bc lemme tell ya I sure did! Need this man in me immediately lemme just like RRGGHGHGHGHGHGGHHGHEREOGFKKLDSGFKJARFARFRRRRRRRRGGGHGHHGGHHGHHH-))
