#guza

How you ended up with the loudest, most boisterous man in all the Alolan isles

Is perhaps the world’s greatest mystery

Or at least, that’s how everyone else sees it

For you and him, it makes complete sense

Your relationship is so full of love and care and understanding

Your personalities slot together perfectly, like puzzle pieces

Guzma’s been nothing short of a considerate gentleman to you since the day you met

In his own special, bug-man, way of course

He’d have no problem with ordering food/speaking to a cashier for you

Only if you wanted him to, naturally

Though, due to his somewhat in-your-face attitude, this might not end well

“They asked for NO pickles! What the FUCK are these??”

Cut to you hiding in his warm jacket, hoping he’ll shut up, for both your sakes

As your relationships progresses, he settles down a lot, so luckily situations like that occur less and less

If you communicate with ASL, Guz is your guy!

I imagine he would already know a good amount of it

Team Skull is full of misfits, runaways and those who are downtrodden by society, it’s not unreasonable to think some members may be deaf/hearing impaired

And he wouldn’t be the big bad boss that he is if he didn’t know how to give his grunts orders!

Plus words of encouragement

He likes to use it almost like a secret code, so he could flirt/meme with you without others knowing

It makes you smile, which he loves

If you use a chalk/whiteboard, yall know my man is making you a Team Skull themed one

Gotta get that branding

He’s bought you a lot of markers for it

And a Wimpod eraser too

Sometimes he likes to leave a funny doodle on it for you

Or a cute little love note

But only if he knows the grunts won’t see it

Can’t let them know the boss is a big ol’softie

Even if it’s extremely obvious when he’s around you

Guzma cherishes your voice

It’s like a beautiful gift to him

He feels so honoured and special that sweet, precious you feel comfortable enough to speak to his big, ugly self

You often use that voice to remind him that you love him so much

And reassure him about how truly kind and handsome he is

He really appreciates it

If anyone says shit to you

Let alone glances at you wrong

Arceus help them

Guzma has literally zero chill when it comes to ignorance and discrimination like that already

So if it’s directed to his boo

The perpetrator is either leaving with their pokemon fainted or covered in bruises

Or both, if they’re particularly nasty

You’re his cutiefly, his fucking cinnamon applin, he’d do anything to protect you and make you happy

And make the world a better place for you

Such a wholesome loud boi