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“Are we really doing this?” Chuuya asked nervously. “I thought you were kidding.” The door didn’t look imposing in the least, but appearances could be deceptive. Chuuya knew this better than most people.

Dazai looked a little white too, but he shrugged like it didn’t matter. “Coward,” he sniped. “Side that saves people and all that.”

He knocked before Chuuya could stop him, and Chuuya bit the inside of his mouth and followed Dazai inside. The President was sitting behind a desk - old wood, laden with files and knick-knacks and a mug in the shape of a curled up cat. It was disgustingly cute but Chuuya wasn’t fooled. He let his eyes wander around the room while Dazai did the talking; knew he should be paying more attention but couldn’t focus on his future when there was a photo frame on the wall of the President and a small, black-haired boy with green eyes. They looked happy in that photo.

It made something hurt and bitter twist in Chuuya’s chest. They didn’t have a single photo of each other in the two years since they left. Had never even considered taking one together. Too much liability, too much chance one of them might leave it behind. There was only that worn, sepia-toned photo of Dazai’s old friend.

(That one they’d nearly burnt one night, when it was so cold Dazai’s eyes went eerily dead. Chuuya had found him standing on the balcony with Chuuya’s lighter in his hand and had dragged him back inside and forced him to his knees just so he wouldn’t do anything that stupid.

Because summers were full of running but winters turned Dazai’s head and withered him inside. And winters made Chuuya remember streets and faces he’d rather have left behind.

At least they had each other, for whatever that was worth.)

He tuned back in time to hear the President say, “Now that you’re here, I can give you a case immediately. There’s a warehouse down by the docks—”

“Hang on a second,” Chuuya interrupted loudly. “Together?”

“Well,” the President said. “Of course, one of our employees will be accompanying you because you’re new here.”

“No, I mean,” Chuuya said. “I mean. Together?” He gestured between himself and Dazai. “Because I am not working with this asshole ever again. Ever. Again. Okay?” It occurred to him too late that he was being overly harsh with the President, but the man’s lips twitched.

“I can assign you separately, if you’re prefer,” he suggested.

Dazai is standing by the river when Chuuya finds him, the party they’re leaving behind still floating its gentle people-song to them. Chuuya shoves his hands in the pockets of his jacket, stumbling through the grass and grumbling to himself about the chill in the air. Dazai is a plain silhouette against the setting sun, looking down at the water like he intends to jump. 

“What are you doing here?” Chuuya calls. 

Dazai startles, turning. “Nothing,” he says. “Just got bored there.”

Chuuya snorts. Sits down on a nearby rock, looking at the rushing water. It’s a shallow stream, too shallow even for Dazai to drown in. Dazai sits down next to him, throws an arm around his shoulders. Chuuya shivers, suddenly warmer.

The sun’s mostly set, and the stars are starting to come out. This far from the city, Chuuya could count every one. 

What's your fandom's most overused trope?

Chuuya being mad at Dazai for leaving the Mafia

How I feel about this character: BEST BOY. I don’t feel like typing it all up again so this post goes more into detailed thoughts.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: OT3 with Ling and Lan Fan is the main ship for sure, but Greed/Dolcetto is also extremely fucking valid.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Ed, lmao. Some people ship it romantically and they’re entitled to their opinions but I much prefer it platonic. All I want in life is a “two and a half men” AU starring Ed and Greedling, but they can’t agree whether the “half” refers to the body-sharing, or to Ed’s height. I’m also super interested in sibling shenanigans with Greed and the other homunculi.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Come to think of it, I’m not sure if I have any, aside from “greed/ling is good and valid and you guys are cowards.”

he looks like he kicks puppies for fun (but he's much less Fug in the manga). still love his damn ass tho

ahhh even if he does kick puppies for fun I’d still love him or maybe not I just have such a loser crush on him lmao. I want to read the manga but I’m trying to show some self restraint to not spoil everything for myself before I’m done the game huhu

Honestly I like the dr3 cast a lot and I'm glad we're getting backstory for them in despair arc but tbh........ I would've liked more for the dr2 kids too????? Everything feels like it's either too rushed or it's dragging ass and it's so frustrating because despair arc is what I was looking forward to the most and now I'm like............ I Don't Care. Pththhththhthtpbbt

dont get me wrong i like them too! im enjoying ruruka especially Give Me More Awful Female Characters BUT YEAH LIKE this is supposed to focus on why they fell into despair??? like the fact that someones Finally investigating hopes peak is Great but.... idk i guess i cant see what it contributes to yet like We already know hopes peak was doing fucked up shit... this is nothing new

the only thing new is the information that hinata and his parents signed  consent forms for the project but idk i wouldve rather Seen that and gotten to know how much they were told like im pretty sure hinata Didnt know his personality would be removed considering he was apparently Very Distraught after waking up but... SIGH theres so much potential here and kodaka is just... ignoring it......

i find it’s easier to like it when you’re NOT involved with the fandom?? you jsut like it because you can. (also you should check out the future side of dr3!!! it’s actually pretty interesting and the cast of characters is better than i thought they would be even if munakata can suck a fuck)

that’s absolutely what im doing, i left the fandom years ago and i never looked back